Terrifier 3: A Normal Review (Patreon)

That's right. Here's an actual normal, non-silly review of a current thing. It just happens to be an extremely silly terrifier movie. I didn't do that on purpose, it just worked out that way. What the hell else was I gonna do, buy a 500 dollar clown suit and make a big production out of it? Trust me, there's no big priduction needed when your life is already a circus.

You ever play CarnEvil? Well that's my every day reality, so Art and I have something in common. Art the clown is my Tyler Durden's Joker-sona, or I'm his. But you won't find any honkin and squonkin, hee-haws in this script, just straight up opinions. What am I, some kind of guy who has those?