Thanksgiving by Eli Roth (Patreon)

It took 20 years but Eli Roth finally made a movie that isn’t completely horrible, and it’s still not as good as the fake trailer he made for it 20 years ago. This was his one good idea that he held onto all this time. You can call it Crapsgiving but i call it The Poo Poo Pilgrim. I don’t know what my life is about anymore.