Jungle and The Mummy: 2 Review 4 You (Patreon)

There's no unifying theme here. I saw these 2 movies at random and spewed some opinions on them, which I then smushed together into one video because I didn't think anyone would care about them individually.

One is a based on a true story kinda movie about a Frenchman slurping down Jungle Eggs and pulling worms out of his head while lost in the rainforest. The other is a horrible, bloated, Hollywood sack of shit where Tom Cruise shows off his creepily buff old man body, and also something about a mummy.