Chronologically Confused about DK Bonanza (Patreon)

In this one I am forced into a complete mental collapse by this new Donkey Kong game, which looks really cool and amazing, but also appears to be a chronological clusterfuck that throws established DK lore into a blender, and then tosses the blender into a toilet, and then dumps ass all over it.

Am I the only one who cares enough about the Kongtinuity of this franchise to point out these clear contradictions? Fine then, it's a job for me and no one else.