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I know i said no more god of war videos i'm sorry. I had to do this, there's too many god of war raps on youtube and all of them are terrible. 

I'm sorry for the big patreon watermark on this video, i hate it and i think it looks obnoxious and stupid. It's only on there because videos like this get freebooted constantly. 


download: https://endlessjess.bandcamp.com/track/god-of-lore

lyrics

Name's Kratos, lookin like a grey ghost
i slay the most foes, then raise a toast
to war
i'm sore, old, cold, and poor
i've fought gods before, and i might fight more
skin white like snow, if you know the lore
and if you don't know bro let me row my oar
tellin tall tales cause there ain't no whales
boat banter, taking jormungandr scales
it's a little bit embarassin, i pale in comparison
to my old self, raisin hell with my garrison
top commander, a Spartan general
i hop and slam her apart in rental
it's mental how much sweet Greek pussy
i was skeetin on, beatin on the meak weak wussies
i was killing everybody takin over the place
till i got my ass kicked, and punched in the face

Boy, listen.
I got some information bout our mission that you're missin
Listen, Boy.
I got a little story that you might enjoy
That's right. Your dad,
you're dear old Pa is tha God of War
it might sound odd but i'm tellin you the truth
cause I'm also... the God of Lore

Scary barbarian ready to slam
my damn head into jam so i said this command
to the lord, "holy crap, help me out, God of War,
if you help me fight then my life is yours!"
Ares came from the sky lookin pissed
rippin into everybody's shit and my wrists
got chained with the scary blades seared to my flesh
so i swang and chopped that barbarians neck
now i got a job workin for the war god
implored by the oath that i swore to kebab
assasination, all over the nation
moral code grey like a Sony Playstation
slaughtering a temple one night i went wild
accidentally stuck a sword through my wife and child
and i saw to my horror there was gore on my hands
and my family on the floor, man i didn't understand
"It was all my plan, you idiot jerk
now do as i command, and get back to work"
even worse i was cursed, Boy look at my skin
you think the story's over but it's ready to begin

By the gods... What have I become?
By the gods... I'm sitting in a boat with my son
By the gods... I gotta learn how to be a good dad
By the gods... With the bushiest beard I've ever had

God of War, God of Lore
Rowing in my boat I'm the God of Oar
Park it on the beach I'm the God of Shore
A million sequels I'm the God of More
Walk into a room I'm the God of Door
Shootin in your womb I'm the God of Whore
Buying new runes I'm the God of Store
Heal a pig's wounds I'm the God of Boar
Axe to your face I'm the God of Gore
Hiding my swords I'm the God of Floor
Bonding with my son I'm the God of Rapport
Athena go away! I'm the God of Ignore
Take a little nap I'm the God of Snore
Thor's at the door that's God of War 4
Game of the year... God of Score

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God Of Lore

Download: https://endlessjess.bandcamp.com/track/god-of-lore Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/endlessjess/overview twitter: https://twitter.com/TheFootwearMan beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba9jEkTQRrE lyrics: Name's Kratos, lookin like a grey ghost i slay the most foes, then raise a toast to war i'm sore, old, cold, and poor i've fought gods before, and i might fight more skin white like snow, if you know the lore and if you don't know bro let me row my oar tellin tall tales cause there ain't no whales boat banter, taking jormungandr scales it's a little bit embarassin, i pale in comparison to my old self, raisin hell with my garrison top commander, a Spartan general i hop and slam her apart in rental it's mental how much sweet Greek pussy i was skeetin on, beatin on the meak weak wussies i was killing everybody takin over the place till i got my ass kicked, and punched in the face Boy, listen. I got some information bout our mission that you're missin Listen, Boy. I got a little story that you might enjoy That's right. Your dad, you're dear old Pa is tha God of War it might sound odd but i'm tellin you the truth cause I'm also... the God of Lore Scary barbarian ready to slam my damn head into jam so i said this command to the lord, "holy crap, help me out, God of War, if you help me fight then my life is yours!" Ares came from the sky lookin pissed rippin into everybody's shit and my wrists got chained with the scary blades seared to my flesh so i swang and chopped that barbarians neck now i got a job workin for the war god implored by the oath that i swore to kebab assasination, all over the nation moral code grey like a Sony Playstation slaughtering a temple one night i went wild accidentally stuck a sword through my wife and child and i saw to my horror there was gore on my hands and my family on the floor, man i didn't understand "It was all my plan, you idiot jerk now do as i command, and get back to work" even worse i was cursed, Boy look at my skin you think the story's over but it's ready to begin By the gods... What have I become? By the gods... I'm sitting in a boat with my son By the gods... I gotta learn how to be a good dad By the gods... With the bushiest beard I've ever had God of War, God of Lore Rowing in my boat I'm the God of Oar Park it on the beach I'm the God of Shore A million sequels I'm the God of More Walk into a room I'm the God of Door Shootin in your womb I'm the God of Whore Buying new runes I'm the God of Store Heal a pig's wounds I'm the God of Boar Axe to your face I'm the God of Gore Hiding my swords I'm the God of Floor Bonding with my son I'm the God of Rapport Athena go away! I'm the God of Ignore Take a little nap I'm the God of Snore Thor's at the door that's God of War 4 Game of the year... God of Score

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