The Last Spook (for now) (Patreon)

Well we've finally made it, this is the last babadook spook video i have recorded. This is the last time you'll see the Spookiest Dook of all until i make more. Which could be immediately, never, or any amount of time in between. 

I think people are getting sick of these so maybe a break is in order, although frankly i can't imagine why. I have come to feel a deep love for babadook Spook and his many adventures, and i feel his slow burn character arc of grappling with his own existence as a shit character is compelling enough to ironically make him not so shit of a character after all. Maybe that's the lesson he will ultimately learn someday, or something. Maybe it's the lesson the people should learn, as it's clear you all don't appreciate Babadook Spook enough. He should be praised daily and offered many a bloody sacrifice. 

Truly the only person more sick of Babadook Spook than my entire audience is Babadook Spook himself. This man knows no longer knows any happiness whatsoever. The glee he once took in committing acts of evil has been beaten out of him and replaced with only existential angst and directionless malaise. At this point he is practically... well... literally begging to be put out to pasture. 

He can't take it anymore. No more evil, no more adventuring, his only hope is to once again re-enter the Spook-sleep so that he can dream himself a new purpose and find the spark within, long since extinguished by the endless tedium of his farcical existence and the kafka-esque absurdity of making your way in modern society. No one has ever been more depressed than Babadook Spook is at all times. This man cannot die and yet cannot truly live. His only hope is that I, his sadistic creator will allow him to rest. I may. But i make no promises. 

All i know is this is probably the last one for a while. To be Contuvre. I'm passing out, I'm fading. I'm dying. I did my taxes today. It was traumatic, and sucked the life out of me like Shang Tsung swallowing my soul. Babadook Spook may have ended for now but one thing that never ends is the annual extortion and theft of the American people's hard earned income by their own corrupt government. At least you patrons are lucky enough to have the option of giving your money to me before Uncle Sam can take it from you. I on the other hand have next to no one worthy of my support, and so must instead support the entire nation apparently. 

I had other stuff to post, but im exiting night and entering light, so maybe next month. ughhh. Avenge me, Babadook Spook. Kill the government when next you awaken from your long slumber. Kill them all, kill the world and get me back my money. Then bury me with it, and you can finally cease to exist along with me as i draw my last breath and enter scary oblivion.