Panel-Cast: Endgame (Patreon)

Wowie Fuckin Zowie, True Believers! Remember Panel-Cast? It's back! In audio form! Recorded in a cave with a box of scraps, with no video and zero editing and every horrible, evil thing i said left in, as all things should be. 

Yes it's true, like your mom's facebook posts say, not all who wander are lost, and on my wanderings through T H E  R E A L  A M E R I C A, i've managed to reunite with a long-missing Super Friend of my own, The "Bodacious" Boujee Floozy, AKA Emma-Frost-On-70s-Drugs. The World's Finest have Re-Assembled for a Mighty Marvel Team-Up to do that which is best in life... watching cool Groot Movies, doing an insane podcast about them, and being disrespectful to the women! All of this and more, just in time for the biggest most important Groot Movie of all, Avengers: Endgame! Was it perfect, flawless or both? Amazing, Astonishing? All of the above? 

The answer to these burning questions (which is obviously yes) and more await... in the pages of this page-less audio recording! Boi Oh Boi, I'm so excited!

Also we saw Captain Marvel yeah cool whoopee who gives a fuck. 

Sorry, folks. We will be arriving in the Endgame shortly, but it looks like there's gonna be a slight delay. Oh it was smooth-flying for a while but it seems right at the finish line a movie came out that blows so much it blew us right off course. So before landing in Funville, USA, this Patriarchy-Plane's gotta take a minor detour through the Big Black Cunty-Cloud of Basic-Bitch Bullshit hovering over it to check our fucking privilege. So stop manspreading, strap on your cock-cages, and insert your Mandatory Marvel Straight White Male Patriarchy Penitence Butt Plug for this brief Journey into Herstory. We apologize for the inconvenience, irritation, and irritable bowel syndrome this detour is likely to cause. In case of Pandering-Propaganda-Provoked Penis-Pains and Non-Binary Neutered Nausea please press the button above your seat to release your Girl-Power Puke Bag. 

Don't worry, folks. We're almost there, almost in the Endgame. Unfortunately I'm receiving word from Co-Captain Carol, that there are in fact slightly more men than women on this feminist-flight. As we all know Diversity demands that all things be perfectly balanced, therefore some of you worthless fucking sperm-puppets are gonna need to be thrown overboard without a pussy-chute, and the rest of you are going to have to lower the testicle-turbulence we're experiencing by sir-endering your oppressor-orbs, to be removed by the valkyrie-attendants and placed in the Progress-Purse to be stored in the undercarriage penis-prison or flushed down the fucking toilet or whatever you get the point of this bit. 

Anyways, here's a funny podcast about Groot stuff!

Excelsior!