Tier List Meme - Game Consoles! (Patreon)

Hey, look who i've briefly reunited with... my good microphone! Only to have it randomly stop working halfway through a recording. Fuckin beautiful. -_____-

Mother's Day was this week so I'm helpin my mommy move into a new (much smaller) house, which means i have a few days of actually being near my computer and being able to record some precious content for you. It's definitely a one-person sized place so once she's set up i'll be back on the road, but since i have a few days here i decided to use them recording endless rambling tier lists for you. 

Seriously i've recorded like 7 of these fuckin things. By the time they're all out people won't even remember this dumb fad. But The North Remembers, and hey, it was either this or the 11,973rd Disgruntled Youtuber Game Of Thrones Review you've seen this week. No thanks. 

I don't know what else to write here. Thank you for loving me, don't forget to love me more. If you ever stop loving me i'll never stop shitting myself. Deliver all your love unto me post-haste. More. I hunger for more love. Please hurry, i'm running out of pants. 

Look what my cool life has come to. Behold the Walking Talking Tall Tale Trickster whose name is Me. A frantic Philosophical Lord of Tomorow, surfing through space on a wave of sorrow, and skateboarding all across the nation's pavement, hoarding inspiration for future payments. Drinkin alone in Mexican bars, jackin my bone out under the stars. The Father of invention, with expression unfurled, God's in his heaven, all's right with the world.

As you listen to this tier list, shed a tier of pride in mankind's greatest achievement, video games. Pour one out on the street corner for all the failed consoles who died trying to please us. Respect video games and praise them daily just as you praise me, your God, hero, Nintendo Friendo, and vagabond king, The Ronin on The Roam, Endlett Forking JE. 

Thank God for video games and thank me for being cool. Then get naked, be a girl, don't be fat, and join me in outer space. I got six infinity bones for ya and a glass bottle pepsi we can share cause i'm watching my calories. After that you're on your own but at least you'll know what game consoles to play, thanks to my thoughtful recommendations. 

Excelsior!