Resident Evil 2 Finale - The Nest (Patreon)

This entire hotel smells like pot. Like every floor of the building. Strongly. The hallways smell of pot. The people especially smell of pot. Even the smoke detectors are constantly going off. 

Now i don't want to point fingers, but i think i have a hunch who the culprit might be. Now hear me out. Could it be... the man in the weed suit, with the matching green crocodile boots, who drives a green van that also has weed painted all over it, and says THE WEED MAN in all capital letters, and under it the address of this very hotel? Again, not trying to point fingers, or jump to conclusions. I'd hate to be accused of judging someone for their appearance, and smell, and clothes, and van, and thriving weed business, and pot-tattooed girlfriend who lives in the room next to me and also tried to sell me weed, but by god i gotta go with my gut on this one, and my gut is telling me this guy may just be a person of interest in the investigation of this area's weed epidemic. 

hey speaking of wacky deadly plants of questionable legality, here's me fighting Groots in the Lab area of Resident Evil 2. PLANT MONSTERS. Hows that for a segway?

This is the last of these Resident Evil 2 Glows i have recorded, so enjoy. Of course before i even get to the cool lab level i have to face the most annoying boss/crane puzzle in history, so also enjoy me complaining about that for the first like 20 minutes. But after that... FUN!

Well, that's the video. Now if you'll excuse me i have to don the old hockey mask and leave my hotel room to patrol the halls for the Weed Man, and bash his criminal head in. Not because i disapprove of what he's doing, but because i am the Outlaw Hero, Endless Jess, and vigilante serial killing is the thing i love 4th most in this world, right behind Waffle House, Muppets, 90s stuff, and weed from The Weed Man.