Fuck Glass 3 (Patreon)

Bet you didn't see this coming. Well you should have, you should know by now there's always more suffering to be had by me. For now at least the greatest trilogy of our age is finally complete, and what have we learned? 

1. Glass bad

2. Mold and Mildew also bad

3. ?

Yes, the series that took 6 years and never should have been a series has finally (hopefully) reached its conclusion. Not one word of any of these videos was scripted or planned, it all came about naturally by real pain and real horrible glass disasters happening to me once every 2 years forever. 

Its an old Catholic-Gypsy curse i acquired after accidentally dropping my Blood-O-Christ wine glass at communion and lacerating Father O'Fergal's exposed Blarney-sack, or home running a baseball through the Virgin Mary's stained glass hymen, or some other humorously vulgar mishap like that, i don't know. Whatever. Who gives a fuck. If i'm to have jokes i prefer them to be multiple choice a hee hee, ha ha, ho ho... help. 

Oh those Catholic Gypsies, always hanging around in their trailer parks, kissing their cousins and putting curses on people. Thank the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost i never have to see those Pikey freaks again, except at the occasional family reunion. Which reminds me i need to get tested for Brown Blood and Bird Bones. That was an incest joke... i think. 

This is one of the last pieces of footage i shot in the old Basement House, so it signifies the end of an era in more ways than one. Will being free of that particular hell-hole also mean being free from glass catastrophes, or will there be a superfluous-ass "Fuck Glass 4" in 2 years? I guess we'll see. Let's hope not, poor bastard.  

The clear mental and emotional spiral visible in these videos is truly a sight to behold. Watching them all in order is a real microcosm of the entire Frieza-length arc that was my unspeakably wretched life during these deeply traumatizing years. It just kinda says it all, ya know? What can I say, I did it again. Sun rises, sun sets, Endless Jess creates another years-spanning brilliant goddamned art piece without even trying... and i do mean damned, right alongside my soul for all the sins i've yet to commit. 

Step right up, folks... and witness the cruel chronicle that is Endlett Je's Great Glass Trilogy, another Masterpiece Mistake from the Curator of Crisis, the Connoisseur of Chaos, The Powerhouse of Poetry, Deity of Diction, and Master of all Arts, Hearts, and Sexual Parts. The Picasso of Pain, The Rembrant of Rage, The Van Gogh of Vile and Venom, The Monet of Misanthropy, The Da Vinci of Depression, (I can do this all day) The Georgia O' Keefe of bad blood and beef and the Andy Warhol of dandy whore-calls... I don't know what that means either. 

Alright, enough of this. Here's the whole stupid trilogy. 

Fuck Glass 1 (2015)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcQKz74xNo

Fuck Glass 2 (2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OkWLsKlP18

Fuck Glass 3 (2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Ee8C6MwEc