Buff Movie Buffs - Last Blood (Patreon)

Oh poop i plum forgot to plop this nuclear piledriver of a podcast onto a patreon post! 

Yes it's true, The Mega-Powers have exploded all your computer screen, phone, or crappy 6 hour battery life ear buds. 

In lieu of this kick-ass cataclysm, we interrupt your regularly scheduled Scary Spooky Bullshit to bring you a Mighty Movie Team-Up. We're buff, we're the stuff, and the girls can't get enough. We're a couple of Wild Childs here to kick ass, lick gash, and collect cash, and today we're talking about RAMBO, baby! NOTHING IS OVER!

Me and this guy, we go way back. If you didn't know, that's the one and only Gargak himself, The Cine-Masochist, who's been holding it down and keeping it real in the gritty youtube underground telling people about Scary Spooky Bullshit since 2010. 

https://www.youtube.com/user/RowdyMick7

I met my brother in 24-inch-pythons back when we were both first starting out in the swamp of sadness known as the TGWTG forums, and we've been a crime-killing vigilante duo ever since. 

If you search through his excellent channel you may even see me pop up in a select few of his videos over the years, and he's all over my channel as well, unnoticed by the untrained eyes of fair-weather fan-tards. Only the Elite Footwear Boys and Girls are likely to know the full hardcore history of the Man Called Gargak, and his Fearless Friend, the Incomparable Footwear Man. 

For one thing, he's done pretty much all my official artwork over the years. Endless Jess banner? That's a Gargak. 

Drowning In Footwear Banner, that's a Gargak. 

Drowning In Horseshoes Banner, that's a Gargak. 

Cerealized? Gargak. 

GTA 5 Box Art Parody that still gets used as an avatar sometimes, oh you better believe that's a Gargak. 

His style is bold and brash and i've never had an idea for an image that he didn't immediately make even better with his excellence of execution. 

The story of Endless Jess and The Cine-Masochist is long and full of great adventures. But you can find the cliff-notes here in this musical masterpiece i created in tribute a few years back. Behold, The life and Times of The Man Called Gargak. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_T0nbo4AwE&t=2s

CM and I were the original commando clique on youtube, along with our boyz, Johnny Oldschool and Examined Life of Gaming, and we've kept that bond of brotherhood pure. It's the one cool thing left in a system that corrupts all. But that is a story for another time...

The point is me and my Buff Brother have at long last reunited and set forth on a wild new podcast adventure for the Fucking Decadent Generation. All you really need to know is right there in the title. 

We're The Buff Movie Buffs. 'Nuff Said.