Dark Souls 3 Rules. (Patreon)

Hey guys, I was going to spend the week making a bunch of videos shitting on stupid commenters, and i still might do that, but i found something way cooler and more productive. Playing video games!

Dark Souls 3 came out and it makes Dark Souls 1 look like Dark Souls 2. It's the greatest game ever made. It's an 11/10. It's like the Final Fantasy 7 of video games. 

It's all I've been doing and I have no regrets. Because I'm such a generous soul, I've been putting in the extra effort to share my Dark Souls 3 adventure with all of you. Since it's the best game and I'm the best at playing it, i figure the world deserves to see a true Soulsman at work. 

There's  a trillion episodes so far and more to come. 

In the first episode I create my unstoppable wonder girl and begin my cool Quest to reform the catholic church by killing all christians everywhere. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2zlRkgY3xA

In episode 2... I don't remember what happens in episode 2 but it was funny as fuck. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNWvDHemly4

Episode 3 is the best episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BQK9XVJDvM

Episode 4 is where i killed a million skeletons and beat triple h at wrestlemania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w6WaMtfDuA

Episode 5. I did stuff in this episode too probably. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXWlq7wnDG0

There's also the un-numbered lost episode. It's not really lost but i didn't give it a number because i was drunk and it sucked. This is the worst episode. It belongs in a garbage can. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmLKllWrnGU

 
Also, not content to play one greatest game of all time. I also played the other greatest game of all time, Final Fantasy 7. I was drunk as fuck. It's awesome. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgTZqJbqzCE

My review of dark souls 3: It rules. 

My review of final fantasy 7: It rules. 

My review of my videos: They rule.

bye.