Scary Spooky Bullshit: Conjuring 2 (Patreon)

Well my computer is currently held together with Elmer's glue and band-aids but at the very least i finally got it functional enough to put a video together with rubber bands and thumbtacks, and let me tell you, this is one functional video. Which is more than i can say for The Conjuring movies themselves, which are only functionally retarded. 

If you thought Scary Spooky Bullshit would ever die, then you are wrong so far. For as long as Halloween decorations and scary masks remain overpriced as fuck, i'll be here to offer more affordable holiday entertainment. 

Tonight's frightfully fucked foolishness is none other than The Conjuring 2, a terrifying tale of a man and his chair, a picture of an ugly nun, and a supposedly crooked man who doesn't belong and doesn't even look all that crooked. It's not good. That's the terrifying part.

Unlike a certain other long running halloween-centric horror movie review series, Scary Spooky Bullshit is written, edited, performed, and spewed forth upon the earth entirely by one man, and that man is called me. So you'll never have to worry about some parasitic production company's idiotic intern putting words in my mouth that he stole from a buzzfeed article or whatever. 

Scary Spooky Bullshit, like all my dark designs and kooky creations, is entirely my fault, and always will be. That's my promise to me, and my unholy pact with you.