Game so bad i ain't even horny. (Patreon)

This is one of those games you see on the sale and you're like "heh heh sexy girlz funnee hornee game" and then you actually play it and realize the only stiffy here is gonna be you, stiff as a bored cuz you're bored. 

Well i mean, bored playing it. Hopefully not bored watching me play it. I'm cool, it's just the game that isn't, but at least it's uncool in a way that gets me playing about it and making talky noises so you could say it's cool in a roundabout way. 

I can't believe this whole entire-ass game takes place on this final destination nothing in the environment flatland baby boy rodney mullen ass surface. The optimist in me says surely there are actual levels later on, but i did my time and i can't go any further to find out. I'll simply die. 

Don't play this, even as a funny joke. There's no amount of panty shots that can make this skidmark appealing, unless you're into that kind of thing in which case get the fuck away from me, you scatological fetishistic creepy little crapper attracted to sick shit.