Hundred years ago dark souls part 2 (Patreon)

Continuing on with our documentary series about primordial life, in this recently discovered archival footage we are shown how primitive man would present his female companion with a "video game", an ancient ritual of some significance.

Something something god i'm sick of typing. Fuckin hell. When can i rest? Will there ever be peace in my time? Can any of us escape the call to productivity? The need for capital? It's killing me i tells ya, it's killin us all. 

But enough about that, this ain't some commie infiltrated college lecture, this is the prestigious and renowned content feed of the world's funniest failure and most successful fool. A clown so committed his whole life is a joke. The Bastard Bozo of Broken heart blvd. The man who plays video games and talks silly sometimes, and even does something totally rad once in a while. It's me, the footwear man. I'm still in here, screaming. Scratching at the walls deep in the dungeon of dumb.

This world wears a brother out, ya know?