Helliest Shit I've Ever Seen (Patreon)

I'm serious, this one is fucking demented, insane, straight up psychotic. I love it because i am also those things, but i can not in good conscience recommend it to any but the most hardcore of buff movie buffs, zinema connoisseurs and sleaze-ianados. Stuff like this is an acquired taste, you gotta know what a crumpet is before you can cricket, and you gotta know your anthropophaguses from your cannibal holocausts before your feeble human grey matter can even withstand something as balls to the wall mind-flaying as Nekromantik 2.

I can honestly say i've never seen anything quite like this movie. It's impossible to describe without using words like otherworldly and surreal. It defies all categorization.

Is it a pure horror film, a twisted comedy, some kind of deranged romance, or pure smut from the mind of a fetishistic madman? The answer is yes. 

What's most striking about the film is not the intense gore or depraved subject matter, but rather the strange mix of sincerity and vulnerability with which it's presented. It's a slow movie without much dialogue and the way it unfolds is dream like. This is sleaziest most exploitative subject matter imaginable, but the way it's presented is lovingly artistic, empathetic even. 

Because of that it transcends the trappings of it's exploitative shock factor and becomes something more, something that really sticks with you. I could sit here and think of a lot of very smart things to say about the why and how of this utterly fascinating little artifact of cinema, and perhaps one day i will, but for now you can listen to me rambling about it like an idiot in the above video. 

What really puts a bee sting in my butthole about it all is that little number 2 in the title. You mean to tell me there's more than one of this waking paralysis dream? So help me God or Satan or whoever the fuck wants to guide my hand on this one, the moment i find a copy of Nekromantic 1, this series is getting the full analysis treatment, with real editing and a whole ass entire script, full of actual jokes and cogent observations and whatnot. I'm like Orange Cassidy, every once in a while the right thing comes along and makes me want to... try. 

Nekromantic 2, and by extension the whole series, is clearly one of those things. This movie flipped my fuckin wig and had me melting into my bed, fluently understanding German as if i had transcended the language barrier and entered a surreal mindscape of perfect emotional intuition with all people everywhere. It took me to a higher plane. 

I recommend this movie only with the firmest of warnings to know what you're getting into. Squeamish? Run the other way. Easily disturbed? Forget you ever heard of it. Don't like extreme violence, bloody viscera, and near p0rnogr@phic levels of explicit corpse grinding? What the fuck are you still reading this for, i told you to RUN. 

If you are in any way shape or form a normal, sensitive and sensible human being, then you absolutely should not watch this film, and don't fuckin blame me if curiosity gets the better of you. 

Personally, i can't help but respect a film like this, because i am mentally broken and my soul is retarded. I'm the Scary Spooky Bullshit Man and i live for this helly shit. Yee-haw.

extra link because bitchute never embeds properly: 

https://www.bitchute.com/video/E298VenCWpWo/