Death Stranding: Fat Package (Patreon)

Sam Porter Bridges continues to lurch along on his quest to keep on rockin in the free world. This time he's really doing a "fat package". I don't remember why i called this episode that but it doesn't matter. 

He probably drinks a monster and pees on someone while the baby poops and the goobadoops come out to goop on you. How many more ways can i possibly describe these things? No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out. 

I know one thing for sure. My head hurts and i'm sleepy so i'm done talking about Death Stranding tonight, and also everything else. Goodbye.