Buff Movie Anime Buff - Saint Young Men (Patreon)

Each day i pray for my suffering to end but the Lord continues to test me with these trials. Trials of watching cutesy dog shit anime movies that depict his own son in vain, so that i may know the depravity of man's sacrilege.

I need to rest for a thousand years. Let me die and take a mental health millennium or two as a corpse in a cave. Casting me down to Hell for a time would seem a nice little vacation from the Sisyphean reality of my life on this forsaken planet. 

Maybe i should look at things in a more mindful way and hope i get reincarnated into a life of less hardship, but knowing me I'd probably come back as a damn alley cat and spend the next 17 years fighting for scraps and dodging a guy from the pound with a big net.

I am a man of many religions and not one of them has helped me so far. Every night i battle Satans and rise in the morning unaided by divinity. I spend my days in darkness, carrying a cross unseen by all to perform my thankless miracles and do the work the universe has created me for. 

You're welcome, people of Earth.