The Conductor's VIP Offers (Patreon)

Your conductor will be the one to help you reach your destination, please, when leaving the train, spit on his face if you enjoyed your experience onboard. We will be glad to have you back!

There is nothing more on god's green earth that I love more than old men being humiliated

Requested originally by QitKatze from the P-Wing tier!
-Booki