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My fiber cables have been cut and I literally live in the middle of nowhere.
Technicians said the earliest they can get here is somewhere next week.

There's a radio tower nearby - which is why i'm able to write this.
Worst case scenario? I'm gonna - slowly - upload that 2Gb video with mobile data.

See ya around!
And again, apologies for the inconvenience.

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Jakob Fredsøe

I see youre prepping for the coming storm

DonaldSkunk

Take your time king

Satan

In the middle of nowhere? Must be nice

Libby

My man. Leaving society as god intended.

DenseAF

Honestly this works out, you’re almost at 1 million subscribers anyway.

Anonymous

take care

Bacon.Delta

unban me Mad Jack#5763 you piece of shit

Cladboy2

Inawoods video editing and upload. Very cool.

Tastyhaggis

Return to monke

Mecha Man Studios

Good luck, mother nature is always against us

Anonymous

pay me $20 I'll set you up with a pirate starlink dish. no data limit.

Anonymous

Kill your local skinwalkers for fucking your internet up

Anonymous

Honestly I'd rather have cum in my mailbox than have my cables cut. My sympathies.

Apotheosis

Godbless sseth, hope it gets fixed soon

Anonymous

Can’t wait to see the video whenever it comes!

teebles

Congrats on the unurban living situation

Talus

Moved back to Uganda huh?

Potato

Have you tried to hijack neighbor's wifi yet?

Anonymous

i thought the email from patreon would end my deression but it has only made it worse

1upist

He can't keep getting away with this

Nomads-of-Korsun

Looking forward to the video when you're able to get it uploaded, eventually.

Anonymous

sseth why don't u use your Bitcoin and live in a place that isn't a shithole or at least a place with reliable internet

Anonymous

Cant wait until the video gets uploaded

GigiK

Bless you dude, video or not. Whoever cut the cable tho, may the worst curses since Egypt be upon ye

Anonymous

No rush just take as much time with vids

Anonymous

hello everyone

Jay Villain

welp...looks like I gotta go back to amazing cultivation simulator

Anonymous

Bruh yes.

NODZZ

Looking forward to it all the same, don't go too crazy waiting for actual internet.

Ivan

Seems like a targeted attack, stay safe!

Luke Jacobs

3rd world, lmao

Bacon.Delta

Sseth save us from the splinters 🥲

Anonymous

dude literally live in africa

arkfallen

Ouch on the cable cuts. Let's hope that in the worst case scenario the uploading process doesn't get stopped abruptly because that usually breaks the file without notice.

Vonerd

glad to see you're still alive, king!

Anonymous

We shall wait

Anonymous

We await your glorious return to the mortal plane my lord!

jaster

Based.

Anonymous

First they came for the internet, and I did nothing...

Matteo.YB

Not even a loss of internet is stopping this motherfucker Godspeed, King

Anonymous

why did i expect you to live anywhere else than the middle of no where

Anonymous

We praise his return!

Anonymous

No bother King

Nick Johnson

No trouble at all king, the merchant's guild will wait as long as necessary for the fruits of your labor.

Anonymous

Burn it on DVD and send it to me using a pigeon. I will upload it.

ParrotGryphon

Stay save and utilise your pidgeons:P

Anonymous

Stay strong Mebeke

Do0my

Just duct tape the cables back together duh

SkeleTroller

My man literally living in africa

Anonymous

No worries

Caffiend

Cool, glad to hear you aren't shanked

Sascha Klein

Just chill and wait till its back my man

Zerofuchs

Ooof, hope the service guys come and sort out your net soon(er than expected). I wouldn't worry too much about rushing the upload on mobile, think the guild's willing to wait.

Alec

Is Papi Elon's space internet available in the middle of no where yet?

Richard Grubber

I thought you died, good to know He lives

Anonymous

Living out in the boonies can definitely have its drawbacks. Hopefully everything works out 🙏

Anonymous

Blessings to the warlord

Momma's good boy

When you're the best, everybody gunnin' for ya. Even lady luck.

Anonymous

Just found out I'm 50% Polish. Send help.

Filip Cvrček

Mail the vid on a flash drive to someone

Sharnarn

Can you bring back the discord? I miss the extreme shitposting

Anonymous

When Sseths real life, does meet his internet Mbeke persona.

bod dolyn

I am sorry to hear of your hardship. Every day things get worse out here, and your videos are like a shining beacon of hope. It is no wonder that the great forces of evil conspire together against you and your efforts. Godspeed, and know that we are all with you.

Anonymous

I'd prefer if you upload it slowly with mobile. 2 GB should be cheap and unless you're living in the jungle, desert, mountain, or somewhere that doesn't have 4G, it should be pretty fast. YouTube often throttle video uploads anyway.

Jack Skellington

if this is a regular issue, there's always the starlink ISP service. also don't worry, it's fine

djaiach

Sseth tap into the mass mind and pluck enough power to directly beam a lucid dream of the video into our minds

Grogdar

+100 Social Credit Score

Anonymous

Worst case 2G upload with mobile data? C'mon thats no excuse unless you live in germany!

Anonymous

The CIA is sabotaging Sseth

Anonymous

damn no internet? just buy some internet from the homeless guy across the street, thats how i get my fix

Hastur

Oh neptune

Siegfried

Overtake the radio tower and upload the video.

Anonymous

I sacrificed i newborn ram and burnt it at the altar in synagogue in your name brother, Shalom Aleichem. ❤️

Anonymous

FATHER YOU PROMISED

Anonymous

We have promised you that delays will not be tolerated Mr. Sseth. The Merchants Guild is running out of patience and you are running out of time. You may rely on a swift reprimandation in case of further insubordination. מיר שטענדיק באַקומען אונדזער געלט

Anonymous

please just upload the video with your phone man

Anonymous

dudes really living in neo scavenger

jeon

discord when

Synthetic

It's okay. I always look forward to your work and delays can happen.

Wowser6466

Game Review Suggestion: Rockstar's BULLY-- lots of fun and childhood insanity.

Anonymous

A man only hindered by the technology of his time.

Simoose

Nice.

Anonymous

YES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

Anonymous

Where is the video ssetth

DingoBerry

The Absolute Legend

Ivan

Ya got your internets man I'm really starved for entertainment.

Adam Cassidy

imagine living in europe

Wowser6466

GET TO THE CHOPPA!@!!!! DO ITTTTTTT!!!

Anonymous

Sseth The Merchants Guild is more than happy to grant you an extension. Would it kill you to call every once in awhile, we missed you last Saturday we put some latkes to the side for you. Always with the working on Saturday, why don't you just do it on Sunday or the Friday. You're going to give yourself an ulcer working this much. What did we tell you about living in the middle of nowhere, first it's no internet next it could be fire it's dangerous out there! Why don't you buy that nice house in town that just opened up.

Anonymous

In the mean time, the channel have 999k subscribers. I bet video will be realised at 1 million subs.

Malavos

Shalom! Almost at a million subs.

Mario Dusk

glory to the the Merchants Guild ! 2G will safe us

Anonymous

The price of living in the free nation of Kenya.