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"Water! Water!" The Arabic man cries. "I have no water, only ties. Would you like to purchase a tie?" Replies the Jewish tie salesman. "No!" Exclaims the Arabic man, "I need water! Tell me where there's water!" "I know where there is water. 20 miles east, there is a village with abundance of water there." So the Arabic man stumbles off into the distance. A few days later, the Jewish tie salesman sees the Arabic man crawling towards him on the horizon. This time, he's barely able to croak out, "Water. Water." As the Arabic man nears him, the Jewish tie salesman asks, "did you travel to the village that I told you about?" He replies, "Yes. But I needed a tie to get in."