Dahlia the Escape Artist (Patreon)
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2026-01-22 03:04:22
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I came home from work today to find that Dahlia had somehow gotten down from the top doll shelf where I left her this morning. She won’t tell me how, no matter how much I tickle her. I can tell she’s already plotting another escape attempt.
Maybe I’ll have to find a more secure way to display her.
Or I could always make her even smaller. Her great escape thwarted by being shrunk to just three inches tall. I bet she couldn’t climb down at that size.
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