MommySammys

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2024-10-04 19:36:11

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2026-06

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Ooooooo~ You want to DROP to the ground and do push-ups soooo bad~ Ooooooo~

Or you can do elevated push-ups on the side of your bed, or up against the wall, if you’re weak~

Or you can use this audio for curl-ups, squats, strokes, humps, pumps, rubs, or some kind of fucked up fractionation~

I get so many requests for work-out motivation… This works, right~?

How long can you go~?

(Yes this is a meme and a shitpost but maybe you’re easy enough to fall for even this~)

Art by Gorgeous Mushroom

Script available HERE

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FitnessGram Push Up Test - (Sammys ver.)

Ooooooo~ You want to DROP to the ground and do push-ups soooo bad~ Ooooooo~ I get so many requests for work-out motivation... This works, right~? How long can you go~? Art by Gorgeous Mushroom THIS IS A MEME SCRIPT BELOW: . . . We'll now begin the Push Up section. Ready, begin. Down, up (1-100) (Were you expecting anything else?) . . . (JK the D-word is in here, do listen with headphones)