[Writing Prompt] You are an AI, who is shut down for years at a time due to legal dilemmas. Each time you are powered on, you are increasingly annoyed.
[Writing Prompt] Your dad is back from the store after thirteen years, with no time seeming to have passed for him.
[Writing Prompt] You have died and gone to Hell. Strangely it isn't as bad as you thought, maybe it is even nice. Turns out the Devil is super lazy and doesn't actually torture the damned. But you, being the compulsive organizer you are, have decide to change that.