Piss off, "my new creator page ". (Patreon)

Listen to me, men. Listen to your chieftain! On this day I swear to you that we shall fight this "Patreon New Page" infestation till our last breath!

Don't get me wrong though, I love the patreon-guys. I quite honestly do love them. This website quite literally changed the life of many many people. But it is also notorious for being buggy and having the most counter-intuitive interface in the history of the internet! And this new abomination they are forcing on us is even worse!

Rest assured we all will fall sooner or later. All patreon creator pages will eventually be "sleek, lean, and engineered to dazzle you, and your patrons". But I will make damn sure that our fortress is the last one to fall!!!

"> Akabur produces a war cry full of both rage and deep sadness."