Monthly Poll: August 2025 (Patreon)

You know how this works by now so here's a joke instead:

Six men sit around a glass of water.

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
To the politician, the glass would be more empty if the opposition were in charge.
To the middle management, the glass would be full if the head office would listen to him.
To the fanatic, the glass is full, even though it isn’t.

The IT guy walks in and asks if they've tried dumping it out and refilling it.