Poll time, poll time, I need my FUCKING engagement fix jesus (Patreon)

I dare y'all to pick The Mystery Box this week.

A Lord Picks His Bride Into the final line up, my dear. In this great palace, hand picked, and soon to be... tested. In your finest dress, to be torn off, of course. In your best makeup, with your hair up, ready to be spoiled. If you pass, he'll keep you. Lap of luxury, the pampered pet. If you pass, it's a night in here, then a life out there.

The Single DILF With a Heart of Gold Dating is tricky, and lord knows finding a good guy is tricky. And this one... well he's... perfect. The whole 'being a single father' thing is... well it's almost endearing, and it certainly shows he's responsible. In any case... he's fucking delicious.

So... What Would Make You Feel Better? You're in therapy. Who isn't these days? He makes you feel better, the therapist, that is. Gets you through tough stuff, talks you through your issues... has big strong arms... and nice eyes.

The Mystery Box Wouldn't you like to know?