Have a vote on this lil' Poll of mine (Patreon)

This might be the new title thing, like, each one's a 'gimmicky' joke. Idk i'll figure it out

Also, Bred By Your Own Prey's been taken away, doing it as a bonus in muh own time :3

The tatted up waiter is more of a Sub than you thought You've been frequenting this restaurant for a while, and a tatted up waiter caught your eye a while back. You came back from the restroom and ran into him, literally. He spills coffee down the front of you and he's mortified. He'd like to help clean up, in the break room. He's so eager to please that, well... he must be itching to be a good boy. Let's oblige him.

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A Hero Comes to Claim You, a Dragon You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.
So, when a hero blusters into your cave, yelling about needing a fearsome mount to save the realm, and tries to ride you like a horse, turning into a beautiful yet draconic woman and insisting he ride you less traditionally was… not the turn of fate he was expecting. Let’s see if he’s worthy to ride the wind itself.

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Himbo Boyfriend Stuck in Bed I am not a frickin' "himbo", I had a perfectly normal accident and just happened to break my leg in a bunch of different places. It wasn't down to me being completely helpless. You don't have to nanny me, honest.
Though if you are offering to look after me, I'd be extremely grateful. No, there isn't much I can do to say thank you from right here but... I'm happy to give it my best shot?

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Interrogated by a Power Armoured Angel Things have not gone to plan. Your mission to breach the fortress monastery of these overgrown toy soldiers went about as poorly as it could've. The data you needed was not here, and the only escape route you had was slammed shut behind you abruptly. Now here you sit, in this sweltering interrogation room, strapped to a chair, a dim light illuminating everything in pale baleful blues, awaiting your fate at their hands.

Also I apologise in advance for being a massive fucking nerd with the new option, cus yes it is warhammer themed. I am prepared for it to get no attention and be shamefully removed but hey-ho I know some people like big size difference and it's basically a big mean paladin but sci-fi so whatevs lmao