Pick Your Poison from the Poll (Patreon)

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Anyways, here we are, up to four options this month, I put a lot of my eggs in one basket for the tag suggestion option.

I checked and at present, y’all are getting these two months in advance of the public uploads atm, seriously, that space marine audio isn’t hitting Reddit till mid January so erm, I’m actually gonna take my time, make this one at a leisurely pace lol.

The tatted up waiter is more of a Sub than you thought You've been frequenting this restaurant for a while, and a tatted up waiter caught your eye a while back. You came back from the restroom and ran into him, literally. He spills coffee down the front of you and he's mortified. He'd like to help clean up, in the break room. He's so eager to please that, well... he must be itching to be a good boy. Let's oblige him.

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A Hero Comes to Claim You, a Dragon You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.

So, when a hero blusters into your cave, yelling about needing a fearsome mount to save the realm, and tries to ride you like a horse, turning into a beautiful yet draconic woman and insisting he ride you less traditionally was… not the turn of fate he was expecting. Let’s see if he’s worthy to ride the wind itself.

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Himbo Boyfriend Stuck in Bed I am not a frickin' "himbo", I had a perfectly normal accident and just happened to break my leg in a bunch of different places. It wasn't down to me being completely helpless. You don't have to nanny me, honest.

Though if you are offering to look after me, I'd be extremely grateful. No, there isn't much I can do to say thank you from right here but... I'm happy to give it my best shot?

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Seducing Your Prince Power behind the throne’s a very generational thing. One king drops away and all of a sudden his son’s bitter about your “demented twisting of his mind to your will”, so, being an enterprising court sorceress, you have only one sensible recourse. You need to get to him before his father is in need of replacing, and get on his good side, through a combination of the conventional… and the unconventional. That morsal won’t stand a chance.

Rest of the tags used in the tag suggestion option are:
[Hair pulling] [On all fours] [Reverse comfort] [Rivals to lovers] [Older listener, younger speaker] touch of [Sadism] [Scratching] [Semi-public] [Speaker first time] slight [Brat taming] [Cat and mouse] [Through clothes] at [Ball] to [Instructional] in [Bedroom]

I had a little fiddle with the tags to make them fit together, sort of like trying to capture the same vibes in a way that fit multiple suggestions together. Y’know, [Wizard listener] became [Speaker listener] and [Royal] became [Prince] as I ironed things out.