Cast Your Votes for the New Audio Folks! (Patreon)

Do I need to capitalise all that? I don't know I had a professor that told me in UK English you're actually only meant to capitalised the first word of a title like a normal sentence, but no one's told me that's right since.

Anyways, keeping it simple this time with an small poll as an experiment, think of it as my attempt to avoid choice-paralysis as so many of you dislike.

The three runners up from last week are having a go, I have a... pretty strong feeling I know what's gonna win. And yes, that means that next poll will be three new options. If I forget that y'all can flog me. I'm already planning it out tho so... I probably won't....???

A Hero Comes to Claim You, a Dragon You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.

So, when a hero blusters into your cave, yelling about needing a fearsome mount to save the realm, and tries to ride you like a horse, turning into a beautiful yet draconic woman and insisting he ride you less traditionally was… not the turn of fate he was expecting. Let’s see if he’s worthy to ride the wind itself.

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Himbo Boyfriend Stuck in Bed I am not a frickin' "himbo", I had a perfectly normal accident and just happened to break my leg in a bunch of different places. It wasn't down to me being completely helpless. You don't have to nanny me, honest.

Though if you are offering to look after me, I'd be extremely grateful. No, there isn't much I can do to say thank you from right here but... I'm happy to give it my best shot?

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Seducing Your Prince Power behind the throne’s a very generational thing. One king drops away and all of a sudden his son’s bitter about your “demented twisting of his mind to your will”, so, being an enterprising court sorceress, you have only one sensible recourse. You need to get to him before his father is in need of replacing, and get on his good side, through a combination of the conventional… and the unconventional. That morsal won’t stand a chance.