Prone-boned on a Beach by a Cali Elf (Patreon)

You know, an elf from California. What? This one's self-explanatory.  

Almost felt like implementing a content warning for my accent, seriously it's awful. It goes west coast one second, then southern, then Australian. Like seriously imo, the commissioner was very forgiving on this one. But anyway, the content's still hot sooooo... go have fun :))