A Portrait of the Vampire Ascendent (Patreon)

You are Astarion's favourite pet, and that means he so enjoys playing with you. A painter will be arriving today, making for a wonderful opportunity to tease you in front of an audience, subtly, I'm sure. The two of you will make for a wonderful image as he teases you, I'm sure.

Ooooh isn't that a suprise? Ascended Astarion content out of nowhere. This is the last secret BG3 thing I have stifled away, tbh I'm not sure what it was doing this far down the schedule.

But it's a good setup. You start sat on his lap, being teased and teasing while you're painted, only for things to... degrade and become a little less dignified.

Oh and the mic quality in this one ain't great, it's an older audio that's been sitting in the vault for a while, idk how many of those on the old mic there are left but ermm... it can't be many of them? Fr tho I almost got nostalgic when I listened through to it and heard an old clipping noise.

CW: Oh and do remember it's ascended Astarion, if you don't like that character or find him troubling, avoid this one.

Also, exhibitionism is a heavy focus here. Only the one dude sitting there watching but, it's a thing.