IM/DC Chapter 217 (Patreon)

Two beautiful immortal redheads were fuming behind me as we slowly walked out of the third vampire nest. With a huff, Elsa Bloodstone spoke up. “Can you at least give us some time to kill the vampires? Why are we even here if you can just instantly vaporize them with your light powers?” She was mad I was kill stealing her and Red Sonja was just pent up from us having to interrupt our threeway because another vampire nest was found.

Both were immortal and very old. Elsa is hundreds of years old, while Red Sonja is over a thousand years old. They started working together as a team when Red Sonja saved her from a vampire ambush, and ever since then, Elsa has done all the managing of their group, which has let Red do what she does best: kill. The second thing she was good at was fucking, and she loved killing and fucking so much she spent her life trying to do those two things. The men she had sex with had to be stronger than her though. It's a good thing I fit the bill.

“Hey, my goal is to find the most powerful vampires and succubi and if these vampirelings don’t even survive a little sunlight then they’re not worth wasting time on.” I got the idea in my head to clear out the monstrous parts of the world when I thought about one of my children being turned into a vampire. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure and I wanted to get it from the lips of Dracula himself that vampires would never attack my family.

She rudely spoke again. “Yeah, well I didn’t know that when you found a powerful vampire you’re ‘method’ of dealing with them would be to have sex with them.” I couldn’t help but chuckle as I thought back to meeting a succubus in a vampire den. “Yeah, Jenny was amazing.” I couldn’t help but tilt my head as I remembered what I had done with her. She was a lower rank succubus but we were following leads from her right now to find the higher-ranking one in the area.

Even as the self-proclaimed god of sex, succubi just hit differently. They were made to be the best at one thing and that was getting human cum by any means necessary into their bodies. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a banging body, I couldn’t believe my luck when she turned into a red-skinned giantess of a woman until I talked her down. The life force she absorbed from my cum almost popped her like a balloon as it was too much at once but as a superior being the energy loss was less than an hour of intense workouts for me.

I met Dracula’s daughter Lilith already and she agreed to help after we had sex but then broke off to get back up and still hadn’t contacted me since then. Which led us to destroy these smaller nests to look for the next person up in the chain of command for the vampires. We came across two forces fighting, I remembered ‘oh yeah’ demons were a thing. Satana and Shiklah were both fighting each other over the corpses of the vampires they killed. A Dracula look-alike is dead on the ground.

Satana was a very attractive white-haired supermodel with two giant ram horns poking out from her head. Shiklah was in her monstrous form which was a purple giant snout-nosed creature that had no beauty at all to her. I popped the bubblegum I was chewing as I pulled out a newspaper from my pocket. They go in for a final clash which would most likely kill one of them before I travelled over at super speed and swatted them both on the head dropping them out of their demonic forms.

Satana became another redhead as she lost some of her height and horns. Shiklah transformed entirely from a creature to a raven-haired, pink-skinned woman with purple makeup around her eyes. Both looked shocked as they had never had the power knocked out of them before. I telekinetically separated the two when I saw they were both going to keep fighting then kept Elsa from shooting them in the back.

It was like wrangling cats, all the women wanted to do was fight each other. At least until I pulled their attention to something else. One orgy and talk later and I knew the last known location for Dracula. The demons weren’t evil exactly, it was just in their nature to prey on humans. After tweaking their genetic code so they’d get less energy from humans and more energy from consuming male demon/monster blood I sent them on their way to start killing their own kind. They could also just have sex with me to get a belly full of energy to sustain themselves which is what I thought they’d end up doing most of the time.

Dracula was out of Elsa and Sonja’s weight class so I left them to their vampire extermination and met up with Lilith who brought the Punisher and Blade to fight him. They were going to be pissed when we got there and I just wanted to talk to him. We made our way to the mansion he was located and it was clear he had a thing for theatrics.

It looked like a haunted house as hundreds of vampire bats flew down and turned into vampires to fight us. I let them fight with the vampires outside as I rushed inside with Lilith following behind me. Entering the front door we’re greeted with Dracula at the top of a staircase as he begins his preplanned speech. “Ah daughter, what brings you to my humble abode.”

He held his hand out waiting for her to respond before I cut in. “Can I speak first? Hi Danny Storm, real big fan of your work. I’d just like to get a promise out of you to not attack my family in the future and I’ll be on my way.” Both looked at me as their eyebrows began to raise. Lilith couldn’t help but almost scream. “You’re a fan of my father!?”

I looked at her like she was crazy now as I went on. “I mean… Yeah, he was a hostage since he was a child to keep his father from rebelling, his father rebelled anyway and he survived and became leader after his father's death. Fighting constant wars with smaller forces he had to use brutal tactics to win and his people viewed him as a kind ruler. It was his enemies that viewed him as Vlad the Impaler. He only became evil towards humans after they burned your mother at the stake. Killing him would do more harm than good because the vampires wouldn’t be afraid to break the rules he has in place for them.”

Lilith looked at me like I was insane before her father started laughing. “Fine. You have my word that no vampires will ever attack the Storm family. Be on your way then.” I sit against the wall and put my hands behind my head as I close my eyes. “I’ll stick around and make sure you and the good guys don’t kill each other.” Dracula looked more than pleased that he didn’t have to fight a person triggering every one of his danger senses.

I was probably a beacon of death to his senses as just standing in front of me with that attunement if I had the thought of killing him in my mind he would have likely run instead of showed up for this song and dance. Blade and Punisher showed up after fighting their way through the vampires. Those vampires were ones that Dracula would have had to kill anyway. When you see a man who’s been a leader for hundreds of years, everything he does has a point behind it and he used his enemies to kill the vampires who would have become threats in the future. I couldn’t help but smirk as I finally got to watch the four of them fight.