IM/DC Chapter 233 (Patreon)

Brunnhilde’s Point of View

The Asgardians of the galaxy got a very strange string of signals on their monitor. Not all of their members were Valkyrie, but all of them were female. It was just easier this way. I went over to Gunnr who was still reading the scrambled information that was coming from the cluster Thanos was in. “You figure it out yet?” She pulled up her goggles and picked food from her teeth with a dagger. “Not good, someone is taking a shot at the king.”

Gunnr and Hildr were our group's engineers. They held the ship together. Gunnr was a short, thin black-haired woman with a hint of psychosis, while Hildr was the red-haired mamma bear of the group. Not only was she one of the biggest up there, taller than Hildegarde but not as wide, but she was as skilled with her Warhammer as she was at moving heavy machinery inside the ship.

I was the leader but Sif, Enchantress, Hildr, and I made the council of our group to make more serious decisions. I asked the magicians of the group. “You scry what’s happening in that sector yet?” Runa had the most practice on scrying, Gondul was well-rounded, Karnilla handled support, and Enchantress handled offensive magic. All three of them were focused on scrying but Runa was the first to find Thanos’s army.

“Holy. We’re going to need the scrying pool.” Hildegarde lifted the several-ton basin that was set in a corner of the command room. After filling the basin with spiritual water the magicians got to work showing what Runa had seen. I looked on in shock as I saw the Chitauri fleets destroyed. The dozen or so other Asgardians prepared for battle at the sight.

Sif wrapped her hands with tape while keeping her eyes locked on the image as it kept shifting to different parts of the decimated armies. Hundreds if not thousands of ships holding tens if not hundreds of thousands of men in each. Hundreds of gigantic leviathans were slain as they kept searching. Hildegarde went to get her ‘bigger hammer’ while Valtrauta prepared her pegasus I also began to get Galadriel ready for traveling through space.

That was when the scrying pool finally came across the crashed ship of Thanos, standing next to them was the remainder of Thanos’ army. It amounted to his adopted children and himself. Against them were people we’d never seen before. Five women glowing with magical power and a man that I felt a slight pull towards. It was the same feeling I had when looking at Odin for too long.

An almost unnatural, instinctual pull to the strong that all Valkyrie had. They watched as the women combined and became more than their basic forms. A gigantic woman smashed all of the children and Thanos in a single blow, Thanos the only one who managed to not be struck down as he had shielded himself. The next blow defeated him. The man casually walked over and cut off his hand before I noticed Thanos's head spin almost off his body.

For once in my life, I was left confused about what to do next. The man was clearly so strong he didn’t need to fight Thanos, one of the goals we set out to do was to wipe him from the galaxy… So we were in his debt, but we could just leave. We were viewing this from an entire jump away, it would take us hours to arrive at Thanos’s grave… It was something we needed to do though. I needed to talk to this person and make sure he didn’t have anything nefarious planned.

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What the fuck are the chances that a group of Valkyrie watched me fight Thanos and got turned on at how easily I toyed with him. Over twenty Asgardian beauties all offered themselves to me the moment they came in range of my godly aura. Brunnhilde had the appearance of the comics, she had blonde hair and an insane body for a fighter. She looked like someone made a sexy Valkyrie costume for Halloween and if her breasts were natural she had one of the largest pair I had ever seen.

Skogul looked like the one from the Marvel movies. Asgardians hit a different strike zone than most other women, they were mostly taller and bustier than other races and one of the only races that could go pound for pound against humans on their sexual ability. Odin was known for heading to Earth to fuck around before he got married because human pussy is one of the best pussy.

That’s probably why most gods stopped at Earth from time to time, to get their freak on. They were all lined up completely naked as they spread their legs towards me. I had an out-of-body experience as I looked back at how crazy of a situation I was in. 

I wiped out the biggest threat in this quadrant in a few hours, then fucked his adopted daughters, the embodiments of some of the most powerful forces in the universe, then the avatar of the god of death. Valkyrie spied on me and got horny at the sight of me killing the galactic warlord and traveled here to offer themselves to me.

I made a bunch of duplicates of myself and spread all their legs even further. Planting myself on top of them I lined up and started fucking them in synchronicity. Twenty perfect duplicates of myself started to fuck the twenty Asgardians all at the same time. Soon, all of them had their legs in the air as I mating-pressed them at the same speed.

It was odd the see the differences of each Asgardian. Several had already gone through dozens of orgasms, shotgunning one after another. Some were loudly screaming from the fast-paced fucking I put them through while about half were stoic and just enjoying the sensual pleasure they were going through. Their bodies bounced up and down as I twitched and came in all of them at once.

The entire situation was surreal. It was moments like this when I remembered that it hadn’t even been a year since I appeared in this world. I conquered Earth in like six months and had now spread out my tendrils into space. I was mostly done with this sector. I could go meet the Kree or look for the Skrull but I vastly overestimated how cool space would be.

Most alien races weren’t that impressive and it was odd that humans stood above the galactic average in most categories. Most aliens tended to focus on being the best at one thing and that made them extremely lopsided. I had to deal with the remnants of Darkseid’s forces now, maybe find another spaceship or two and hopefully find Brainiac to remove the last real threat to Earth’s destruction.

If that goober could just leave well enough alone then he’d survive but Brainiac couldn’t handle being outsmarted by mammals. His robotic brain was surprisingly arrogant, so he would eventually return. He was also attached to Ultron, which had similarities to Tony Stark. 

I got a ping from one of my robots that was in a completely different quadrant of the universe. My eyebrows raised at the sight of a Twi’lek and Togurta having a lightsaber battle before I remembered. “Oh right, Disney owns Starwars and they’re the company that folded.”