IM/DC Chapter 235 (Patreon)

What the actual fuck is going on? As a bystander to what is happening, it’s almost ridiculous they haven’t figured out who the Sith Lord is. The moment I entered the Jedi council I clocked him as the bad guy. Everyone was wearing white robes, except one who was dressed in a fancy red suit and black cape, with a mustache like an old-timey villain.

Then he spoke and completely gave it away. “Look, I don’t think we can trust this newcomer. Who knows if he’s a Sith, anyone could be a Sith… Except for me of course.” He literally fucking twirled his mustache and the rest of the council all nodded in agreement. “We’ll need some proof that you aren’t a Sith before we accept your help.”

I was pushed to the sideline as the bureaucratic tape they had in place would have tied me up completely until the bad guy put his plan into play. As I was taken to the holding room I couldn’t help but ask Mirian. “Are you Jedi playing a trick on me or do you really not know who the Sith lord is?” She looked at me confused, before tilting her head and asking. “Who’s the Sith lord?”

It finally clicked for me. ‘Oh, they’re all really dumb…’ I couldn’t help but internally laugh at the situation. They were so set in their light-side ways they couldn’t see the obvious betrayal coming. I got a pretty devious plan and decided to go through with it. I had Mirian get closer as I whispered. “I think the Sith lord might be one of the members of the Jedi council but I can’t be sure… You should have each of the Jedi masters come and interrogate me and while they are I’ll be interrogating them. Start with the female Jedi first.”

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Mirian’s Point of View

I didn’t like this plan but decided to go through with it anyway. It just felt… Like something someone from the light side wouldn’t do. The Sith weren’t a problem that could just be solved by fighting, their leader hid and kept sending more apprentices to fight us. If they did so outright and fought us in the open I could understand but they didn’t. They ambushed and killed Jedi through trickery rather than honorable combat.

The only one that it couldn’t be was Master Darkus Maleficence. He was the only one who had been attacked multiple times by the Sith, just barely escaping each time. The other Jedi in his protected planets were also the ones who suffered the most casualties backing up his story. It was clear they were targeting one of the strongest Jedi to weaken us going forward.

Now Danny even said the Sith lord might be hiding in our own ranks. My brain just couldn’t make sense that one of our most trusted leaders was our biggest enemy. “Oh fuck me!” A loud slamming sound was heard from inside the holding room where Danny began interrogating the Jedi council. It was weird that he fought against all of them but that must have been his way to tell if they were a Sith or a Jedi.

The Jedi master loudly screamed and then limped out of the room a few minutes later. This was the fifth one to come out of the room clearly having lost the fight against him. They all seemed happy though, the lessons they learned through losing their fights must have been very helpful for their progress as Jedi. I could feel the power swell inside them as they grew tremendously from the battle against Danny.

I would have to ask him to fight me after this so I could also grow my connection with the force. A short time after a member of the Yoda race approached and entered the room. For a brief moment, I wasn’t sure if they were going to begin fighting until I heard soft grunts coming from Master Yobble. Followed by Danny grunting out confused. “What the fuck, how are you so good?”

Of course, Yobble is much stronger than she appears to be. Although she may have been short of stature, her fighting capabilities were top-notch. He grunted along with her before chuckling almost evilly. “I can make more than one weapon to fight you with.” Master Yobble questioned. “What do you- Oh! My ass! Fuck my ass.”

I cheered for him that he got Yobble on the backfoot as I heard her panting moans from the fight grow more desperate before she finally cried out in pain knowing she was defeated. Yobble came out about ten minutes later with the most shaky legs out of the bunch so far. She might not have even been able to make it back to her room, she was so worn out from the fight.

I knocked on the door signalling I wanted to speak and he cracked it open. “That’s it for Jedi master women. I’ll go get the men next.” He reached out and grabbed my hand. I was confused for a moment before he asked. “We have to make sure you’re not the Sith lord first before we bring anyone else.” I couldn’t help but get upset over what he said and I whisper-yelled at him. “I’m not a Sith!”

He gave me a cocky smirk before saying. “Prove it.” Then he pulled me into the room.

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Mirian slept peacefully beside me after we had sex. I had to go extremely slow with her because she never had the birds and the bees talk with anyone before and frankly didn’t know what sex was. She didn’t know what she liked because she never once thought about sexual activities. She was that pure, the Jedi might have also been putting something in the water to lessen sexual desire.

I combed my fingers through her hair as I put a fake disguise on. Wearing a black robe and the fake alien Starkmart mask I rushed towards the male members of the Jedi council. I still needed to kill one for the light force chi core. I didn’t want to kill any of them but I needed the power and there were some alien races that didn’t live that long anyway.

I entered the room and my appearance was enough to have all the Jedi draw their weapons as they prepared for the fight. Starting with the Devlikk who only lived ten years I pulled him in before cutting his throat after touching him. I waited for the expected ding of a new power but it didn’t come. Only the slight strengthening of my dark chi core is felt. I accidentally killed a hidden Sith apprentice.

The others all move to attack me after yelling out the ‘Jedi’ who I just killed name. Teleport behind the Ratant next, my lightsaber pierces his heart and… More dark energy, what the fuck! Is everyone secretly evil? I can’t just keep killing people for their race based on how long that race lives. It’s extremely fucked up. I decided to cut my losses and just kill the obvious Sith lord. Teleporting again my hand reaches into his body and pulls his heart out.

Light force conduit

Light force control

…What the fuck! How was this guy not the bad guy? The few remaining Jedi all cried out. “Darkus Maleficence, no!” I couldn’t help but question. “His name was Darkus Maleficence and he wasn’t a Sith!?”

I left completely defeated by what just happened and looked for a connection to get the kyber crystals I needed. Months later I’d find out that the Wookie Jedi Master was the hidden Sith and he lost because of the power boost the women went through from being fucked by me.