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Dionysus’s Point of View

The ongoing party I had started a hundred and fifty-seven years ago was just now ramping up as both Odin and Zeus returned from the other world. I’d rather say they grew so strong they were forced out, both seemed to be upset about it but what else could we do except party? After a few years, they calmed down and started to get back into their roles as gods and began celebrating their immortality by partying their victory over Darkwhatever.

Someone mentioned that it did take both of them to beat that new god, which wasn’t cool to mention, but both had shaken off the insult after torturing him for a few months. It truly was a benevolent show of their strength in their old age. A few thousand years earlier and both would have smited the god for what he said, they were truly growing into their divinity.

Most of the gods and goddesses were drunk but as the god of wine, it took a bit more to get me tipsy than most, so I was possibly the only one to notice the new arrival. I saw the man who could match any of the gods of beauty make his way over to Aphrodite. They talk and I see her laugh, then they keep talking and make their way out of the party.

He was the only one to return. I just kept watching him as I knew if either Zeus or Odin noticed him, he’d be in big trouble for just showing up and taking a goddess for himself. I watched in wrapt fascination as he made his way over to Athena. Alright, well he’ll most likely get shot down and I waited for her to reject him… And waited… And waited… Until the two of them walked off to my shocked surprise.

Once again, the man was the only one of the two to return. It was effortless, most gods would fail and then need to devise some type of scheme to convince the woman to sleep with them… Except for Zeus who just sort of turned into animals to get close to them then… Well, besides Zeus’s weird kinks, the man made his way to the next goddess. Alright, I could understand Athena, but Artemis was the exact opposite.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Artemis with a man and most men tended to avoid her because of how manly she was. She was also the goddess of chastity. Yes, with her great big belly laugh it was clear she was just about to reject him… Except they left together… No, that can’t be true. He must have gone off to have an archery contest with her. That is the only thing that makes sense… Except he’s the only one to return.

Idun next, the party was slowly clearing out of goddesses and it was clear I was the only one who noticed the absences so far but soon someone else would notice… Right? I started to feel crazy, it took a lot to surprise me and this new god just kept surprising me over and over again. Idun went with him right away. The short few-minute conversations he had with the other goddesses were condensed down to a few exchanges before the two left together.

I couldn’t help but instinctively gulp as he made his way over to Freya. Freya was Odin’s second wife after Frigg. Both were known for very similar things but the main thing both were known for was their loyalty to their husband… I watched with bated breath as I was still the only one to notice this happening. I kept seeing the future where she would reject him and draw attention, then Odin would smite him dead but that never came. Instead, both of them left together with him returning after.

He moved on to Frigg next. She had become bitter as her husband replaced her with a newer model but still remained loyal to him to this day… And after this day that wouldn’t be the case anymore as they left together next. I couldn’t help but rub my eyes as I wasn’t sure if I was hallucinating or not. It wouldn’t have been the first time, or even the ten thousandth time that someone slipped hallucinagenics into my wine.

My mouth hung open in slack-jawed confusion as the man made his way over to Hera next. Hera was possibly the most loyal and crazy for her husband than any other goddess. She didn’t blame her husband for cheating but instead blamed the women he slept with and the children he sired that weren’t hers. With a giggle, the two of them left and I was now put in an awkward position on whether or not I should tell Zeus about this.

I decided to just pretend like I hadn’t seen anything as explaining that the new god showed up and fucked everyone would probably go terribly for me for not mentioning it sooner. All their hatred would be directed towards the new god instead of me. I just kept drinking as I waited for him to return… But he didn’t. Days and then weeks went by as some of the other gods left to get some rest before returning. Both Zeus and Odin left, I wasn’t sure how the man evaded Odin’s all-seeing eye but at this point, I was just impressed at what he accomplished.

I kept partying, waiting for the other shoe to drop. I waited for either Zeus or Odin to call out to all gods to come witness his death but it just doesn’t happen. Instead, the man comes running back into the party garden completely naked carrying the goddess Hestia. It didn’t take a genius to see cum leaking from her thoroughly fucked hole as Zeus chased after him.

Zeus looked weakened somehow like he had been struck with an attack that made it impossible for him to recover even through the usage of divinity. I hadn’t thought it possible, but he had a limp to his gait as he made his way towards the fleeing man. The man looked almost happy, at least the large smirk on his face led me to believe that as Zeus flung a lightning bolt at the two.

For a brief moment, it looked like the bolt would land. The man had moved faster than Hermes as he dodged the attack while throwing Hestia up into the air so she wouldn’t get struck. In that single instant, the man appeared in front of Zeus and kicked him in the balls with such force the divinity that held him together shuddered under the blow.

His attack bypassed the divinity of one of the strongest gods of battle as even the mighty Zeus was brought low from the dirty blow the other god used against him. Before Hestia could land, the man suddenly appeared back where he was and caught her. Zeus toppled over and began to puke from the world sundering blow launched against his testees.

Just before he left the garden, Odin entered from the other side dragging Frigg by her arm as he was going to have her point out the man who slept with her. It wasn’t my place to judge his actions but out of Zeus and Odin, I would put Odin as the stronger god, his son Thor was about the same level as Zeus so Odin must have been stronger.

The smirk fell off the man's face when he saw Zeus. At first, I thought it was because he knew how much trouble he was in but as he rushed towards him enraged I knew it wasn’t fear of what Odin would do to him but anger at how Odin treated the woman he dragged into the garden. Moving even faster somehow, Hestia was placed standing as the man pulled a sword out of nowhere. Odin suddenly lost an arm before figuring out what was happening. The arm that held his ex-wife Frigg was cleaved from his body in less time than it took a god to blink.