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Sourcing Surprise Scenarios! (Patreon)

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2024-09-03 15:25:52
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2026-06
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Hey fam! We're recording a new episode of "Surprise Round!" this afternoon. Submit your unhinged hypotheticals below and we will do our best to game them out.

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Jarrod Hay

TL;DR: College. Kirby?! Moral Quandery. At the spry age of 38, you’ve decided to go back to college. You enroll at the prestigious Miami University of Ohio (widely known as the Public Ivy). You pair up with a random roommate on your first day, and, to your surprise- it’s Kirby. This is not a grotesque image of a human in a Kirby costume, but in fact, Kirby itself. Kirby is small, pink, and floats to class, but if you ask anyone, they act like this is normal. Turns out, Kirby is a decent hang and becomes the cornerstone of your friend group of fellow 38-year old students. However, whenever you bring home a tasty leftover or leave a special dessert in the fridge, you always find it missing shortly after with Kirby looking just a bit plumper. Do you confront Kirby and risk potential social ostracizing, or do you let that spherical bastard continue his reign of terror? P. S. I’m a long time Patreon subscriber and have 2 Naddpod tattoos, so I hope I can win any ties.

Colin Kilzer

Beyond late, but I just thought of this while listening to old surprise rounds. You are on a long flight on your way to ComicCon as you’re boarding the plane and taking your (Window) seat and the person who sits next to you is in an incredible Lord Frieza cosplay, it could even be the ACTUAL Lord Frieza. Mid flight Frieza gets up and tell the person in the aisle seat that they are going to the bathroom, while they are away from the seats out the window you see a small flying object approaching your plane quickly, as it gets closer you see Goku riding his Nimbus and he seems to be searching your flight before flying off towards another plane in the distance, as Frieza returns to the seats you see the distant plane explodes in a massive fireball. No one else on the plane says anything about what you saw. Do you tell someone? Do you tell Frieza?