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Homestead (Premium E277) (Patreon)

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It’s a movie, it’s a show, it’s an online marketplace. After a nuke is detonated in downtown Los Angeles, a group of survivalists must work together in “Homestead,” the latest Movie / Online Shop from the patriots who brought you ‘Sound of Freedom.’  Everything in the movie is for sale, and so are all four hosts' souls after watching it.  Julian has somehow emerged unscathed, fully accepting that what used to be called “Motion Pictures” are now motion online catalogues.  Travis takes issue with some of the survival strategies depicted in the film. 

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Brad Abrahams:

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Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe, Jake Rockatansky, and Corey Klotz. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com)

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Comments

Matt S

Feel better Julian 😭

batlock666

How much for the girl? /s

S Alexandra

I turned off all my notifications too! My ADHD is soooo much easier to manage, if I remember where I left my phone last…

Emma Maguire

oh you know it's gonna be a banger ep when it sounds like Jake and Julian want to have a physical fight two minutes in

Grace Egan

This film sounds like season 5 of Fargo but from Roy Tillman's point of view 😢

Jefferson Erikson

real bummed they chose the name “Jeff Eriksson” lol

Ruth Kiszka

We should put you guys in charge of DOGE.

deadkitty

...I am Google Maps....🤣🤣🤣

LaLaLaLuci

Three posts in 5 days!!! Is it my birthday?

sarah clark

Totally with Jake, I turn off all notifications too - so it's an active choice I make to engage

batlock666

It turns out that this movie *is* a trailer (or rather pilot) for a TV show.

Matt

I wanted to hear about Travis's rabbits

TravisPewPewPew

So the director told him that he was perfect for the role because he could bring out Satan’s lost humanity? According to Christian mythology Lucifer was never human, but a fallen angel. There is no humanity to the devil. There never was. These people really don’t know shit about their religion.

S G

Now I am imagining what it would be like to spend the rest of my post apocalyptic life in a giant Olive Garden… Just endless shitty breadsticks.

S G
>>164314360

Yeah…. Julian, can I, like, pray for you?

Dan sulin

Depending on your state your child can attend any public school activities even if homeschooled. So the girl could go to a prom full of kids she doesn’t know, which is weird. Most homeschoolers join co-ops that organize activities like a home school prom as well. The whole idea that this girl is worried about a boy not asking her to prom is really not a good look for home schooling in general. Most people selling home school as an alternative to public school try to stress that the kids still participate in many activities with their home school peers. This just paints it as isolating which is exactly what homeschoolers don’t want to say

Dan sulin
>>164334219

I kinda like Olive Garden. It’s not really good but it’s like the fast food of Italian food.

Laura Walsh

So it’s like the ‘Parables’ books but they’re incredibly fing stupid and their god is the nasty one.

Nona
>>164339153

That really makes it sound like the writer went to a private school but wants to portray homeschooling as a good-enough alternative for teh poors, despite not knowing anything about it aside from "well, whatever it is, it has to be better than the evil public schools..."

Pål Christian Andersen

Can I... um... uh... can I... you know.... well... um... can I pray for you and shit?

Andrew Lenahan

I feel like Jake’s Trump impersonation is starting to take him over like the Venom symbiote

Overzealous Euthanasiast

A genre term have grown fond of for these "daddy was always right oh and talented and connected" films since hearing is 'Dadsploitation' heh! 👌"Foreign movies are better than American movies" - Yes, Julian, YES! Where's the lie?? Though poor Jake shouldn't have been the recipient of such an overdue take, we need him happy, remember? Should've swung it in Travis's direction instead, his stone cold stoic ass can tank it lol 😉 (Wording was overly broad have realised. Still like US movies btw, many greats made and many more yet to see. But the spectrum extends further, rewarding those willing to experiment beyond the zone)

Ronin Fredricson

They're like "We're all well and fine here in our fortress. All ready to ride out the apocalypse" meanwhile the girl has had a HEART TRANSPLANT???

JG

I hate to say it but, as a person raised in a very Christian family, that’s what praying sounds like most of the time. It’s awkward and fumbling and people don’t know what to say. You just stand there quietly waiting to have some turkey.

Jay V

Can't wait to hear about the One movie my parents tried to get us to watch as a family In Theaters. Tried.

Overzealous Euthanasiast

There's something uniquely irritating about the trite twee saccharin orchestral soundtrack in shitty US movies when characters are supposed to be talking meaningful twatwaffle to each other that other countries just don't have, even at their worst. It's so basic, cynical and overall lazy. Good job! Number one! ---+--- On the other hand, am in the belief Alex garland's civil war will eventually find a time to be vindicated, and the boys just got too sidetracked trying to pin down his political stance when he was, to my interpretation, clearly trying to avoid publicising it at all by giving a placeholder centrist platitude instead. Aesthetically the platitude looked poor but it did the job of avoiding a rabid politically charged press always looking for their next scapegoat. Imo, of course. (Should clarify I don't mean it's overall enjoyment factor, but how other ppl look at it - cos have already seen some change in sentiments voiced towards the film here and there in the time since)

Bald Weasels Scrotal Manscaping

HELLO?? IS THE ADVERTISED JULIAN STILL AVAILABLE PLEASE??? Delivery only thanks I can't pick up and I live in the middle of nowhere and can only pay you $5 and a set of lawn chairs but the Julian is for my son's cousin's puppy's birthday and everyone in my family has cancer especially the puppy.

YungCereza

23:06 "Ball Doer's Gate Three"

Fuzzert

Angel studios being Q hallmark channel absolutely kilt me. Thank you jake.

Snickerdoodle

I want a QAA/GAM crossover! Better yet, a live show!

N88DOGGG

Really needed a 100% pure Jake episode. So, so, good.

Lain of the Wired

its so strange to make a prepping movie after a global pandemic kinda showing that during these scenarios this stuff just.....doesnt happen? like covid killed in california about as much as if a nuke did get detonated there and its like....idk how do you witness the apocalypse and then decide like, to go back to planning for one in the way you did before you saw covid happen???? like no change in planning or anything like that

Ronin Fredricson
>>164346637

And even if they had a stock-pile, it's fairly common for transplanted organs to start to failed again after a couple of years and she's what? 17? Though I think there's a type of mega-Christian guy who likes the idea of marrying young to a young beautiful woman who gives him a few kids and then tragically dies young (before she's old and gross and boring) and then the guy is, heroically and mournfully, BACK ON THE MARKET, BABEY!

Sei B

Wait that girl got a heart transplant? Does she even have access to her anti-rejection drugs?? Did they imply that they had to kill a random dude to harvest his organs??? Why is THIS what I’m hung up on????

Aislinn Hargadon

“I’ll send you the coordinates.” Why not just an address? 😂

Ruth Kiszka
>>164334219

You can't beat their endless soup for lunch. In my heavyweight days I could drink the soup in 1 go. Good times

Nathan Maidlow

So glad Julian called out the Baldur pronunciation by Jake here, he can’t keep getting away with it

Ben Schwabe

"Seattle's kinda always been on fire." Sweet Jeebus these people are so mad at Seattle for continueing to exist after the CHAZ/CHOP thing. Aside from the housing costs it is still the nicest big city I've ever been to.

Ruth Kiszka

This is the most insane movie ever. The heroes are sociopaths

Louise Duke

Mumblecore Christ

12345

In my head after he says 'These lips are only for one woman' he makes the pussy eating motion.

Mae

I'm at 27 minutes and this shit literally sounds like a fake commercial from 30rock

Joelio

9 minutes. I like seeing how long it takes for Travis to first speak in episodes.

Grease Witherspoon

Would be cool if it turned into am exorcism movie half way in

Grease Witherspoon
>>164371361

Maybe if he was brain dead and his family decided to pull the plug because he was a donor? Idk why I'm giving this movie any credit?

d'egg

ugghg I hate this shit so much, it sucks so fucking much. there's no theology here, it's completely incoherent. this isn't a movie, just a garbage pile of signifiers.

Justine Riekena

I have never, ever, prayed in my life. Not ever once! But I am pretty sure I could do a better job at it than the homeschooled Christian Trad girl in this movie.

Emvee

I can’t believe they’re still making prepper apocalypse movies in this way. There was recently a worldwide pandemic event that required isolation and lockdown, and these guys didn’t arm up and eat their powder buckets on the homestead. Instead they gathered to riot on state capitol lawns about not being allowed to eat at Applebee’s and buy crap at Target. Make that movie, about how Jesus apparently wants you to keep shopping and consuming till your last breath during the nuclear zombie armageddon. Also, Jake, that part about the gov’t official trying to shut them down on a technicality sounded like it was lifted from the EPA guy bit in Ghostbusters.

Shivvy

HI BRAD

Shivvy

Really strong opening lads, true chaotic joy

Paul F. Holzfäller

It’s great that the idiots that made this film landed on “two Filipinos in a dinghy with a homemade nuke” as the catalyst for the nation collapsing.

d'egg
>>164406999

I don't even understand what the nature of this supposed apocalypse is...there was a single nuke off the west coast, the power grid is down on the east coast, it's state against state, antifa/blm (presumably) is laying waste to (mostly non-white coded) metropolitan areas...what the fuck even is meant to be happening

d'egg
>>164334219

This just sounds like the premise of a MrBeast video to me

Brendan Luster

Julian is the Borg apparently. I support it

Jessie Cherbak

Do they ever mention that the little girl is probably screwed if she can’t get anti-rejection meds for her transplanted heart? I feel like this is a thing that a lot of these libertarian blowhards miss. Like maybe YOU are lucky enough not to have a chronic health condition, but so many of the people you love are totally fucked in your little apocalyptic fantasy.

Shivvy
>>164410901

IM PRETTY SURE THE CA NATL GUARD CAN TAKE UTAH WHENEVER THEY WANT is a normal thought this episode forced me to have

Shivvy
>>164343052

i don’t know anyone who grew up in a church who is this BAD at praying on the fly. embarrassing for her

lauren

First 20 minutes of this episode were insufferable.

Cory Waring

In the sequel the little daughter will almost be killed for devil worship until they explain “they’re visions from God stupid!”

Emvee
>>164389772

FYI for Travis, there’s a great movie about a city guy trying to make a go of raising rabbits in the country. It’s called Jean de Florette (1986).

Last Years Man

Thankfully, my God is bigger than the math... Unlike your God.,

Donald W Pratt

Neal McDonough is such a good actor. I wish his mind wasn’t completely poisoned by his white male Christian aggrievement.

Matt
>>164328008

Maybe Travis's Travisty? It's just all the bits where he couldn't get a word in edgeways when the others talk over him.

Sebastian Pickett

It's wild how much these are the villains of a regular apocalypse movie

Matthew Loch

Movie sounds like a shittier adaptation of Niven and Pournelle's "Lucifer's Hammer". Makes sense that they wouldn't directly adapt it though - all the operators in that book became cannibals.

Patrick Hill

Plugging 2 other podcasts on here because why not: The Bob Cesca Show The Professional Left Podcast

Steph White

As an Ex-homeschooler (evangelical), this episode is a lot. I hate that I instantly knew who the Smallbones are

Danni Gomez

This movie's audio clips show how horrible the acting is. There is no emotion

d'egg

Earnest comment! Apologies in advance. I'm a church-going person, but I belong to a progressive, mainline protestant church. It's very far removed from the...whatever the fuck selective hodgepodge of biblical literalist notions and right wing paranoid fantasies that informed this "movie." I have no direct experience of nondenominational evangelical spaces, but I know a lot of people who have left them and are varying degrees of angry about and traumatized by their experiences, while at the same time grieving for losing the community they had to separate from for their own wellbeing. If you are one such person, I'm genuinely sorry and I'm sad that you had to be subjected to this world. I'm sad that you may still have loved ones in it that you have lost connection with. I'm not going to say a stilted disingenuous prayer for you, but I am sorry. More than anything, this whole Christian nationalist/Christian supremacist scene--how warped it is and how much fear and hate it puts out into the world while imagining that it is doing God's work--it all makes me deeply sad.

Gary McCammon

It's the end of civilization and the power's totally off on the entire East Coast but, yeah, tell me more about investing my money in Bitcoin, your imaginary cyber-play money I can only access through the Internet 🤨

SM21

I want a club sandwich

Ian Davies

Umm... Wtf does she say at 1:02:30-33? Because it sounds pretty forward for prayer!

Micah Mosley

This movie sounds like a nonviolent side quest in Far Cry 5

Joe Wakefield

I like to think they picked two Filipino guys because they’re in MILF

Andy Greenhow

Am I the only one who clocked Jake referring to Brad Pitt as Brad Abrahams not once but twice?

Doctor Unk

This sounds like exactly the stereotype that survivalists use to make fun of preppers. No skills, no actual knowledge or abilities that would help them in a post-apocalyptic situation, no adaptability or mobility, just a bunch of dumb supplies and ammo that they think will somehow be an advantage instead of a massive liability if anything actually hits the fan.

Interested Third Party
>>164502838

Every woman sounds heavily sedated and every guy sounds emotionally dead, which feels like it might uncomfortably reflect a certain reality.

Interested Third Party

This episode contains a good drinking game, where you take a shot every time the boys go 'and by the way, that's for sale on their website'. You may want to do it during the actual apocalypse though because you aren't surviving it.

Ruth Kiszka

He could have essential tremor syndrome. I have it and I know everyone assumes I'm a drunk because my hands fucking suck

Olmo

The preppers (and the authors) should've read Macchiavelli's The Prince: it has a section on the advantages and disadvantages of using mercenaries which portrays exactly such a scenario. I thought the read, along with Sun Tsu's The Art of War, was a staple for preppers

Round the world

I wanna yell at Julien and say he is wrong, but I can’t.

Ben Wooller
>>164452553

He played really nasty bad guys in Justified and Terriers. But I think that's before he was "cancelled".

hhhhhm

Travis eats rabbits?

Beth Schroeder

even the 50 year old guys hate this movie and complain about the lack of explosions and “dei” hires

hhhhhm
>>164349289

Actually this is the first reason I had to stop watching bbc David Attenborough nature documentaries, smaltzy "feel this now!" music over everything. I even bought a DVD of one of them, hoping there'd be an option to turn off the music at the menu (like in video games 😭). Second reason was finding out he's a racist eugenicist arsehole and he can fuck off!

hhhhhm
>>164328008

Are they rescues from a sanctuary or does he eat bunnies? 🐇

Jayelle

Oh My God, they really are hawking all of the Merch in the movie!!! WHO DOES THAT???

Brian Sheppard

If this is David Lynch's dream, than it is the dream of Otis and Buella from Part 1 of The Return.

Brian Sheppard

Jake, if by nurse you mean chiropractor, Julian could be your Danny Aiello trying to ease you into your death to go up the ladder into heaven. On a totally random note, y'all should do a Jacob's Ladder movie night. Seriously this movie is amazing, poignant, horrifying and goes full MK Ultra.

Brian Sheppard

Jake's audible sadness at the price of awesome merch is all of us.

Toni Scott

Production Atrocities made my day.

Bald Weasels Scrotal Manscaping
>>164406999

Men are manning! Women are lamenting! "Woe, how I wish I'd listened to my husband instead of yelling at him for buying 800 crates of freeze dried bacon!" I mean it's an apocalypse, how coherent can it really be. The point is, these men were right and their wives were wrong.

Brianna Cluck

You can really tell that Homestead was filmed in Utah for the most part. Between the pharmacy where the lady got her meds actually being the NPS store in Sugarhouse (it's actually a returned shipping store, not a general store or pharmacy, and the sugarhouse location is actually infamous for once getting a truck load of sex shop returns that they didn't know what to do with, resulting in random fetishwear on the shelves next to old cups and whatnot) to the radio guy talking about Goldbacks (the finest fake currency, which I bought in a vending machine in a gas station in Draper once. I asked the cashier if they accepted goldbacks as money and the lady laughed and said "of course not! But the ace hardware down the road does") to the fact that their doomsday homestead appears to be a cheesecake factory. Angel studios is truly a hometown hero, if you stretch the definition of "hero" enough.

mayfly

I love Julian

Worst, Most Lamentable Dust Man

I didn't think this would be the first American spending I dropped due to trade breakdowns and annexation threats, but Julian's "arrest our Canadian guest" joke did it, and his egotistical nonsense that followed didn't give me a chance to reconsider. That shit is absolutely not funny when people with valid visas are being disappeared or detained *on departure* and most of the citizenry, including you Julian, are doing fuck all. It's really fucking hilarious having to consider writing off mid five figures because I might have an unlucky day with CBP, and unlike thousands I *have* a choice. Don't bother @ing me; I won't be able to see this thread.