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You ever wonder why we say the things we say? Well you can all thank our friend Joey for that. This is actually a podcast MOMENT. Enjoy this extended version of the pod that's only for you special little sharts!

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Bexcreted

Tell me we kept our notes from our witchcraft class!? I haven’t gotten there yet 😭

Squirt GoodShite

Oh my god I'm so excited I can't stop sharting and shidding

mambo number fifteen

obsessed with the death of chatGPT being guaranteed by a 50s housewife with the good ol' special drink plug

Squirt GoodShite

"Right, So, I'm not gonna be Attacked" made me laugh so hard. Saving that one!

Alyssa Bloomberg

Fuck that’s song IS so good oh no

Bexcreted

So I need to find where I can listen to this “Jeninia Jeana Marie” banger

Grant

Wish ChatGPT would die IRL, too :')

Rae Robertson

Hi I like to dress up as Wndesday Addams sometimes on the first Wednesday of the month and one time I got my friend to dress up as Morticia and we stayed in character all day including going to a church activity and we totally ruined the vibe and it was the best, what's my name?

Crista

I HAVE NOTES!!! 1.) I fucking LOVE it when one of you surprises the other one like this. It's literally the cutest fucking thing ever. 2.) At minute 20:41, the two of you start playing with your thumbs the exact same way, and you're not even looking at each other, and I love that. 3.) If the offer for Joey to name people isn't still on the table, I completely understand, because I know I'm over two months late to this. But if he is still doing it, here's a little about me: My name is Crista, I was born on June 27th, 2000, I work in a dysfunctional daycare, and earlier this year, I tricked my sworn enemy (soulless, amoral celebrity gossip blogger, deuxmoi) into running a very obviously false story about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce eating at TGI Fridays, at a location that does not even exist in real life. I went as far as photoshopping the receipt with Taylor's signature. She talked about it for five minutes straight on her podcast and sounded like an idiot. It was fucking awesome. I'm normally NOT a mean or hateful person, but I just can't stand her. Her entire brand is mean and predatory and invasive, so I got a lot of joy from this bizarre sort of prank that I did, because it made her SO mad. 4.) The cute little secret language that the two of you share is called a familect! I learned that a few months ago. All of the things you picked up from Joey, the "for me," calling yourselves "the Syd one" and "the Olivia one," the inside jokes, the shared mannerisms, all of that stuff together is your familect. It's one of the many reasons why it's so fun to just listen to the two of you talk, because it's immediately evident to any new listener that you've spent a LOT of time together, and that there's such a strong bond and history between the two of you. Like, no one would ever think your friendship is a staged thing for the cameras, because the way you talk to each other makes it so clear that you guys are the real deal. It's the special kind of close relationship that people DREAM of having. When Stanzi was on, you guys talked about how nobody can write realistic siblings in TV or movies. What those writers SHOULD be doing is giving the sibling characters a rich familect that they only use with each other. My sisters and I make this low grunt/growling noise at each other instead of saying "hello" or "you're in my way," and we say all kinds of weird shit like "as well to you" and "I made it myself... with my OWN body" and we have so many of them. I love explaining our familect and hearing the stories behind other people's, so if you ever want to give more backstory about yours, I'm sure I'm not the only one who would love to hear about it!!