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We love taking shart Q's and turning them into shart A's. Newest DSAO!

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vic pinto

🤩Are you serious we get Reddit story readings now too?? I listen to those all the time and love them!! I listen to them to help me go for walks and do dishes and stuff like that!!! Aaaa I love it here!! Thanks for all you both do!!💖✨

Dan

Slayed the house down boots, except the boots are literal

Cristian Ramirez

btw, if a partner puts your toothbrush in the toilet, that’s attempted poisoning and a crime. Which also fails the criteria for the, “do you even like each other,” relationship test. Get out immediately

Xavier Porter

You guys need to be on Smosh reddit stories now that you're diving into reddit!!

Shartloh

*flashbacks to "squeeze her ner between feet while huj"*

Food Poisoning from a Gas Station Clam

Dear Syd and Olivia: I recently joined a dating "club." In a nutshell, everyone has a profile (think Tinder) with interests, ideal partner traits, ect., and you send messages to people you like. I've been drafting my responses like I was writing a cover letter for a job I wanted. For instance, if the profile said they wanted a kind partner, I would tell them about a time I did something nice for someone. My responses can be over a page long if they provide a detailed profile. I'm concerned this is not having my intended effect, but I don't know how else I can convey that I have the traits they desire. I'm not unattractive, but I can't get by on my looks.

natasha’rt 🧻

please go on smosh reddit stories?!! it would make all my sharty dreams come true to see you two listen to fucked up stories for an hour