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CW: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content

The 3rd Lantern year, and the Nadites hunt for the origins of aliens screams that are driving the people mad. Boofo Di Peppo and his murdering love partner, Gorm Defeater lead the departing survivors on the hunt. 

(See attachment to this post for the full sized image)

This is the settlement of Nad Pod (drawn by Sage Laskaris). Here you can track the population, the successful hunts, the names of the dead, and all the innovations and buildings we have unlocked. 

THE HUNT


There was once a fearsome monster that was trained by The Hand to be a steed for the Goblin. However, upon smelling its new master, the monster’s mind shattered and it ran into the unknown, foaming at the mouth and biting the noses off the stone faced floor.

THE SCREAMING ANTELOPE

Here’s our rather peaceful little monster. Looking as buff as Beth said, and seemingly not interested in much other than the yummy plants laid about. 

Pretty nasty underside

The Antelope glitches out at the edge of the board as we steal all its plants.

Fucking antelope giving disorders out like candy. Our complete collection.

Once again, here is the beautiful miniature Matt painted and feels no shame whatsoever in looking at. Sorry the female body offends some the daddies. But not Matt. Matt loves the human form.

THE SETTLEMENT

Freddie of course (and Beth as well) level up their characters to old age. 

This is from last episode, but wanted to share the insane art for choosing cannibalism

Nicely balanced out with our settlement’s decision to be nurturing parents. We care for the young, and eat the dead. We think that’s fair.

Only two additions to our settlement. But Ammonia is like the golden key that unlocks all the good innovations. And antelope gear is some of the easiest to build out and buff up our folks.

NEXT EPISODE WE HUNT...

THE CRIMSON CROCODILE!

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gus burke

This shit rocks

Carlos Cifer

Incredible content :D

DaddyKarl69

I have been sincerely looking forward to this for the last two weeks 🗣️SO SAYS THE ORB

Dylan Hickel

I've been waiting for this with an amount of excitement only the Gorm could understand

Dylan Koenig

YESS!! I love this game 🔥

Jake Keane

Been pondering my orb waiting for this 🔮🤘

Morti Mushy

Yesssss LETS GOOOOOOOO

Aaron

It was in my calendar…… I don’t even have the birth of my baby in that calendar.

LongDongSilver

Huzzah! I've been dying for more Kingdom Dad Monster :D

Eijwan

I screamed yes when seeing the notification and everyone in the room looked like I was mentally ill.. I mean they're not wrong...

Cody Thompson

YUUUUUUUS-- DADDY MAAAAAAATT!!!!!

kalyn P

Yessss! Just finished listening to the second one this morning!

Robert schmeltz

My body is ready for this episode

Ryan

I am such a dweeb! This is so much fun and I couldn't wait for this to come out!

Lyn

If gorm defeater dies this episode I dont know what Ill do with myself

Hayden Hill

1000th post!!!!!

Jarsh Yarp

Yeah baby!!!

Jacobi

Dark Brandon fucking killed me

Jordan Penn

I love this! I never knew the game existed and now I’m waiting for my order to come through! Woohoo!

BigNovaKane

Gaxe for the Rizzler

First name Last name

I would absolutely buy this and all expansions if it wasn't like $3000 Euros

james carter

The artwork is crazy.

Rogzilla

Am I the only one who, especially after the Millennium Parasite, started picture Boofo Prime as just a human version of Optimus Prime?

Aaron

The way they describe the miniatures got me wishing they did this series on video rather than just audio, especially to see the painted minis

Mayb3ys0

Still pushing for the names of Stank Nasty or Professor Garth Giblet

Clymore

"I'm old" ~ Beth

Peter Blenski

Jiminy Christmas needs to fight Atnas!!! Christmas episode!!

Emily Leith

I came for the monsters. I stayed for the hazing about Matt's lack of Dune knowledge.

Scott Fine

This is my new favorite thing you guys do

Emily Leith

You get... Stats... 🤣🤣

J.S.

That’s only a roll of 1-3. The +1 hunt exp for the middle roll is just regular hunt exp.

FusRohNahSon

obligatory "Keep this coming" comment so my fave creators can get feedback

Taylor von Sydow

At first I was too intimidated by all of the parts of the game, like I wouldn’t be able to casually listen to it… but I am SO happy I started listening anyways cuz this is soooooo good!!!

Joe Updyke-Allen

"we've all aged, we all gained disorders, and we've all changed our names and personalities." Yeah. Aging.

Devin Willie

Will barely being able to control his hatred of Joe Biden was very funny

Jordan White

This might be my favourite thing the crew has done tbh

Steven Hill

Yussssss... been looking forward to this episode! Love your work team!

Tate

I would spend so much money on a Buffo fantasy book

Jess Houwen

Awww, Blucifer made an appearance!

Mark Crump

I love this series. The jfk joke killed me

Arkole Blake

Had to relisten to make sure I didn’t hear the card wrong. they just forgot about the monster having ticks after the first round. Par for the course for dndads. :). I’m loving this series.

Lasse Hyllested

As a midwife in training, I can confidently say this about breastfeeding: it's complicated, and you're all right... It can certainly be unpleasant - until the mother and baby gets it right, which can take some time (a half minute of moderate pain during the first few attempts is usually deemed acceptable, but in some cases it can take a lot longer), but if everything goes right, it should end up releasing a shittonne of oxytocin, the so-called love hormone, which is usually released during sex and eating chocolate, and can cause you to create strong loving bonds. Once this bond is created between mother and child, there's a beautiful give and take/supply and demand symbiotic relationship between them, - the more milk the child needs, the more the mother will produce, while even loading said milk with the exact nutritional components the child specifcally requires to flourish and build it's personal immune system (breastfeeding will save you a lot of visits to the doctor during the first year(s)). This is all a potentially rather complicated process, where first the mother usually has to be completely available to the baby's demands, while over time, the baby will become more used to the mother's needs and schedule. This process can be "hacked" by "extra" milking (supply and demand - if more is milked out, the more will be produced), which is essentially what dairy farmers make a living off. And yes, if a larger milking process is established, it will certainly be very painful for the mother to have it abruptly stopped, or even delayed. Any dairy farmer can tell you how the cows will mooh in absolute frustration if the milking is delayed. So can most human mothers

Hollywood _2001

I wanna see a pic of this mini, surely it csnt be as bad as Anthony, Beth, Will, and Freddie say... right Matt?

Matthew Arnold

It was shown in the post for the 2nd episode, but I've added it to this episode as well.

J.S.

Just as a heads up, in last episode they got the Murder settlement event and it set another Murder on the timeline 2 years ahead, so no matter what happens, they’ll be another Murder in the next episode.

Adriano Papandrea

Loving this new show will be listening all the way to episode 200! Obligatory name suggestion: fullwood wood winter bottom

KeikoPin Cosplay

ugh i love kdm, love live boofo and his never ending progeny. question: does cannibalism only trigger on certain death scenarios? are they not eating (and gaining benefits from) those who died on hunts?

Peydon Bush

Graters RASPBERRY chocolate chip (the correct and full name) is seriously tye best choice he could have for favorite ice cream.

Iris Somera

THE SCREAM I SCREAMT WHEN I SAW THIS DROPPED YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! Made my day!

London Hughes

Boofo Di Peppo/new name keeps being referred to with all pronouns. They are gender-fluid imo : )

J.S.

Matt’s probably doing it on the back end. It’s 1 basic resource added to the settlement bank whenever a survivor dies (outside of certain scenarios).

Jakob Medlin

What the fuck..? that’s all I have to say

Blake Edward

Thank you for this content. I love you

PapaEggnog

I know a girl who tried cleaning her ferret cage with a spray bottle of scrubbing bubbles. The bleach in the cleaner with the ammonia in the ferret piss mixed and caused her to get woozy

Collin Hoepf

Having a friend like Matt that invests all the time and energy (and lots of money) into these games so you can just show up and play is my DREAM, for sure an MVP for setting up this series, thank you Matt

Elwyn

intro at .75 speed. So mood.

Broden Orr

Edging my sanity is a great band name

Ranger Bradley

I love this series so much!!! It's hilarious 🤣

Fawnrir

So excited to see more KDM!

Erin

I just want to say. i would happily listen to a 5 hour episode of this.

Pidgey_103

This is so so so much fun. I love how hyped everyone is. It just really works so well for you guys.

Robin Bosman

This is a home run, could listen to this all day!

Jeff Jamerson

It's official. This has to become a full time second show. Release it the opposite week of Duns and Dads

Thorn Wiese

I'm so sad this game sounds amazing and I want it but it's so pricey 😭

Paul Litch

I kept feeling attacked during this game! lol

Mostazádh

Did they really add the Seth Rogen laugh in that beginning part?

Derrick J

The reaction I had when the monster started walking on its belly mouth was Visceral

Codey mcfate

What’s really funny is that they totally forgot about the ticks, but they had so much going on I don’t blame them

Bad Fiction

Again. Just excellent, love these

Thomas Webb

God I love this series!!!!!!!

Derrick J

Cant wait for the next episode.

Sean Skuce

I’m loving the names

Jeffrey Hayes

Honestly, would listen to even longer episodes of this. I like the monster phases but the settlement and hunt phases leading up to the battle are the funniest parts, the monster battles are awesome tho.

PuppyCrusher

I love these. It’s turning out to be a really cool system for the narrative too. The two murders are now the elders lol

WesKane

This is really fun to hear I hope y'all are enjoying the new game system

Jacob B.

How do I forget that the settlement is called Naddpod every time! It's like a gong being rung next to my head every time I start an episode.

Myorp

I didn't know solo board games were a big thing either. Then I started working at a board game prototyping place and started seeing a ton like Iron Helm. It's a cool place, I kinda wanna send Matt stuff from there some time

Emeryth

The energy and the Dune puns are top tier. ♥️

Riley Oaks

This series is so much fun to listen to hearing everyone be able to play makes it so much fun to listen too

Ryan Jacobs

more... More.... MORE! YESSSSSS!

Salmon Envelope

Have been waiting for this…. Thanx guys. X

RayneCloudMC

omg i love this series

Kristina Lee

I love this series so much! Everyone sounds like they are having an absolute ball

smeeth

Matt as The Orb making creepy slurping noises was so funny. And nice hey riddle riddle call out by Anthony. Very funny stuff! 🤣🤣🤣

Ilana Galpert

Beth pronounced bilious correctly and Freddie *incorrectly* corrected her. STOP OPPRESSING WOMEN FREDDIE >;(

Ilana Galpert

Justice for Beth (real Beth)/PaulAtreideeznuts/Gorm Destroyer I expect a full youtuber apology on behalf of women everywhere

Carlos Anderson

Please make this a regular series. You guys are just great. I watched Rocket Jump as a kid and then fell off only for year later to realize halfway through season one of D&Dads that I know your work. Hey Anthony: You suck (just because you hate praise on your stellar work man. Please keep it up)

LEIFSAN

This is the best bonus material you've produced so far. I live for Matt's passion projects 😭

Daniel Sołtysiński

Such a missed opportunity that this series doesn’t have an anime intro

Juan sandoval

Freddie and Beth with their power ups had me dying 😭

Deja

Beth being a menace more then normal makes my day better

Charleen Lamphere

Horses can see everything except what's directly behind them and the first couple get directly on front of them. 😄

Hannah Miller

Freddie’s old man voice is an unexpected delight

Widget

It totally made my day to have Anthony use one of the names I suggested! I hope this series keeps on going ❤️

Bex Boster

You know what? I refered a friend to the podcast telling her how much I loved it because it's so effing hilarious and it's a major comfort listen (on my 4th relisten). I LOVE dungeon and daddies (not a bdsm podcast 😉)... But when I was telling her about the podcast I said "Beth is freaking hilarious and seriously, I would feel safe alone in a room with any of all of these men! It's amazing!" And then I realized first off, how rare that is... And second of all that's why it's such a comfort listen. Like even in the stressful or emotionally raw episodes it always feels like a safe cozy room. 💕 Love you all!

CopperKnight

I cant stop imagining Joe Biden with Double Ds, what the fuck did you guys do to me?

kt

Don’t forget her dump truck ass

Creekie05

The horse at DIA is called Blusifer, and it killed its creator,

Jasper Hulme

I like that with the inconsistency of Buffo di Beppo's gender they're basically genderfluid

siogosho

i’ll admit the misgendering of Boofo Di Beppo annoyed me at first (i wanted to have two nickels for beth’s character to be involved in a murder lesbian duo) but then freddie correcting himself like ten minutes in to say daughter of Boofo then immediately turned around to use he/him anyways like lol okay she’s genderfluid, Boofo Prime is the he/him lesbian we have been waiting for

Peachy

My favorite part of these episodes is when Anthony goes “Great”

hal

sleepy jo changing pronouns along with his name, finally a big tiddy transmasc icon not shamed by the female body

logann weeb

Had to sub to the patreon to listen to all the episodes. Bought the game myself and I'm excited to play with mates. Loving this series sm

Michael C

Is there an episode 2?

Anthony Tellone

When the monster knocks you down, you get back up at the end of the monsters "Next" turn. That's why encourage is such an important survival action

Ashley Nicollette

Yes, of course! You can see the KDM collection here: https://www.patreon.com/collection/383070?view=expanded

glizzy_god

Boofo Prime cannot be contained by gender, as they transcend it entirely

Jordan Ackland

I love dungeon and daddies but would subscribe just to listen to this. This is such an amazing series

Miranda Vargas

I’ve listened to these three episodes so many times, 10/10

Lachlan Mcelroy

Fingers are crossed for. Full playthrough. What a chaotic experience. Boofoe prime MVP ❤️

Paul Castles

Loving these. Can't wait for more

Miranda Vargas

I hadn’t thought of it that way, but you’re absolutely right that this is a group of people that I think anyone could feel safe with. I’d be mental health besties with Beth, Will and Anthony any day. Any and all opinions will never be safe from Freddie or Matt, however 😂😂 ready for another debate me, coward! If it’s a bear or one of the dad crew in the woods, dad crew it is.

Evangeline Casson

I’m totally obsessed with this, can’t wait for more! :]

Nikko Johnston

This is truly fantastic, I love this so much, so hyped for more!!!

CMD56

Anyone know when these episodes are released?? Can't wait for more

Brandon Taylor

I'm worried for Boofo Prime and Paul when the murder comes around again. If it works the same one of the murder duo will get murdered.

Quentin R

Absolutely loving these can't wait for the next one

JaggedPaintchip

Matt may like Warhammer Blackstone fortress it’s very similar to this

Cailet Reid

Name suggestion: Tiny Roro

Cailet Reid

Name suggestion: squeaky Elro

Sean Mulroney

Loving these episodes, and the RP of these hapless hunters. Anyone else going wild tho when they miss rules? I was on the verge of shouting at my phone “The ticks, what about the ticks…?!” Plus Paul AtredeezNuts misses out on the second population roll, missing baby!

Hannes Warnestad

Love this series! Keep doing what you do 😁😁

Toby Gladwin

Love it. Please keep doing them!

Matthew Hasenauer

This game is awesome I hope you guys keep making more. I’ve listened to these 5 episodes like 5 times in the last few weeks.

Xailin Ortiz

Love love love this series EPISODE FOUR PLZ

Scarlett Turner

Name suggestion: Ringo Domingo

Pidgey_103

We need more kingdom dad monster!!!

Valdis Umbra

Am I the only one interested to see Boofo Prime usurp Boofo, Hero of the Hunt and start advancing The Story of Blood to the next level?

Louie Torres

when would the next EP drop?

Azak

I am now at my 4th listen of this bonus serie. Also i've purchased the board game💀. Can't wait for the next episode

Colin Barnett

S3 is fantastic but so is this series please give us more

Panda_Dork

Wait I thought buffo de beppo/ buffo prime was buffo’s daughter not his son. Did I miss something?

Nubzly

Freddie being Freddie is really paying off for him in this game 😭

Panda_Dork

On the breastfeeding note there are mixed reviews. For some moms it can be painful but for a lot of women (because it causes the body to release oxytocin) it generates a feeling of comfort and contentment, also leading to a feeling of closeness with the baby. I would assume this system would be similar for a mama cow and her baby but I have no idea how it would play out for a cow being milked.

Stephen Readyoff

If I had a nickel for every time Will played a peppy cheerleader, I’d have two nickels

Brandon Curtis

Is “Dark Brandon” a KOTOR reference to “Darth Bandon”? 😂

mandy

With automatic cow milkers, cow will line up and go to them all on their own when ever they feel the need to be milked- so other than relieving the uncomfortableness and reducing infection risk, it must release some kind of feel good hormone. Baby not needed.

mandy

I love the card pull THWICK sound.

Omagathief

Gorm climate is supposed to be added to the time line every year weather it is drawn as the settlement event or not, it should still activate

Kel-the-pup

Play it on tabletop simulator if you have a pc. Its there, i just checked and added it to my list.

Marbeline

She was, but I guess she/he is genderfluid cause they keep switching up the pronouns

Lilli Grace

not giving the titty-mini a bush is criminal and heinously misogynistic /j

Tucker Anderson

Does anyone else kinda feel like Matt is just a big prick during all these sessions? I love these episodes but he makes me frustrated listening to him run the game. Lol

jock (trippy) elton

I think he's just really excited to play a game he has had for over 5 years, paid for the kick starter and is now finally playing it for the 2nd time. Man's just trying to make sure everyone plays right and he all so Consults Anthony anytime he isn't too sure about something

Claire Wilson

That sound effect when the screaming antelope skittered along on it's teeth was so out of pocket. Excellent job, but also, how dare you.

Haven

has anyone else made a chart of characters to keep track of who's who? I'm normal btw

Justin Kalman

Anyone else hearing a metric ton of cigarette light flicks?

Jason Doty

I want to play this game so bad. But would need a Matt otherwise it'd just be stressful

Marissa Y

Orb's full name is Erin Orb Neil. Thank you for your time