[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 4 - Crimson Tide (Patreon)

CW: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content

Join the Nadite people in their continuing journey for survival, as they take on the fearsome, and weirdly flirty, Crimson Crocodile. The murderous power-couple, Boofo Prime and Paul Atredeez Nuts seek to take the throne from Orb Scryer, Boofo Hero of the Hunt. The young Jiminy Christmas finds his own source of ultimate power, while the apathetic Screaming Antelope Defeater experiences the most EPIC of heart diseases.

Nad Pod as the survivors leave it. A bustling town of 9 stay behind, to enjoy the meat of the Antelope, the flesh of Dark Brandon, and the sweet smell of Ammonia. 

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THE HUNT

We added the Crimson Crocodile as a hunt. However, it is an alternate option for the prologue. So here are some of the adorable pictures from its fairy tale opening.

Our cute little croc sleeps on a full stomach.

Until something (a bunch of wandering idiots like us) wakes it up. 

None of the pictures in the rule book show the survivors doing well.

THE CRIMSON CROCODILE

Below are beauty shots of the miniature, cause all the Daddies are astonished at how good Matt’s painting is on this one. It’s worth just savoring for a moment. Seriously, we all, the Daddies here talking, just can’t stop ourselves from telling Matt how talented he is. We just can’t get enough of that smooth airbrushed transition between the warm and cool tones. We’re so lucky to have him. 

Look at the way those eyes pop!

Looks even cooler from the front. Does look a bit like Scrat from Ice Age though.

Really tough to pick what angle Matt’s miniature looks best from.

Okay, onto the hunt.

Here’s our boy Jiminy standing in the blood pool. 

Boofo, Hero of the Hunt, standing on his Stone Face like the tactical genius he is. 

A close up of the stone faces hiding in the finger spine.

The tragic death of Screaming Antelope Defeater. And the tragic destruction of one of Matt’s minis cause someone can’t handle their temper!

If only diagonal spaces counted as adjacent, perhaps our dear survivor would have. . . survived. 

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THE SETTLEMENT

Here is the gear we took on our battle, as well as the Twilight Sword Dr. Gess got from the Hooded Knight.

The building we got for defeating the Crimson Croc, and our new innovation.

The aforementioned, Hooded Knight. As you can see, it is not a walking penis. 

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And next month…

THE BUTCHER COMES TO NAD POD!