What is happening?! (Patreon)

He’s still growing?!

I can’t keep up! I’m running to the grocery store, then ordering takeout, then cooking for him…his appetite is through the roof! And he’s gaining weight faster than ever before! Ever since his vacation he’s been ballooning…

Photo of him pointing in the direction his belly is going🥵

His friends stopped by before they went out drinking. I heard one of his friends say “how’s it going, big guy?” I heard another say “damn bro you’re gettin big.” My roommate chuckled and shrugged it off. “Yeah a few more pounds snuck onto my waistline,” he said with a belly pat before they all went out the front door…