Even HE is shocked… (Patreon)

He stood there, looking down at his expanded tank and rubbed it slowly. It was like he was cautiously petting a wild animal in an attempt to tame it.

He told me “Bro what the fuck is going on with me? I’ve definitely put on weight over the years but I’ve never gotten this big this fast.”

I said, “Dude the amount of food you eat in a day has increased drastically. You’re eating king-sized so you’re BECOMING king-sized.”

Gonna get him back on the scale tomorrow…