Gif: NO FILTER (Patreon)

"Dude, you got one of those filters on your webcam that can make you look like a pregnant chick! Ha ha, I look just like some plump, waddling little mama with a bun in the oven! Check out my big, round, beach ball belly! I really look like I'm ready to pop! That's hilarious!"

"Uh... Actually, there's no filter on my webcam."

"Huh? What do you mean? Of course there's a filter. I'm not really a... a..."