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"What the hell just happened to me?! Why did you turn me into a girl, genie?"

"Well, you wished Nicole would fall in love with you. Nicole is gay and she's got a thing for super curvy blonde babes... So, now you're just her type. You're perfect for her!"

"Aw, come on! I thought you were gonna make Nicole fall for me, as a dude... not that you'd turn me into a girl for her! Change me back!"

"Sorry, that was your third and final wish. Hey, you wished Nicole would love you, and she will. But... there's something else you should know."

"Oh, yeah? What's that?"

"You like boys now. Sorry, but it turns out Nicole also has a thing for unattainable straight girls."