Frotcast 615: Blake Libel-y (Patreon)

A Merry Frotmas to all who celebrate. [leaning out window in a full-length night shirt] “You, boy! Suck my dick!”

Santa brought us all the gift of celebrity beef, both mainstream and fringe. We start off with a discussion of the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit. Our collective monocles collectively pop out of our collective eyeballs when we discover that Justin “The Most Fake Ally Fuckboy Name Of All Time” Baldoni is a Fake Ally Fuckboy. BUT HE HAD A PODCAST ABOUT AMPLIFYING FEMALE VOICES!!! Turns out if you’re a scheming creep, you can cynically latch yourself to social movements to promote yourself? Anyway, all this popped off (allegedly) because Baldoni discovered that Ryan Reynolds unfollowed him on Instagram. The horror.

This segues nicely to a slightly different kind of maniac, Vivek Ramaswamy. He hath cleft MAGA in twain with his mighty scimitar of truth; by which we mean he thinks we should spend more time venerating Screech and Steve Urkel, and less time focusing on Zack Morris and uh, Stefan Urquell. What’s more, today’s whipper snappers need to stop spending so much time at the mall or watching Saturday morning cartoons, which surely still exist. It’s exactly as stupid as it sounds, Vivek is really stupid is the point. 

We also talk about Elon joining a Twitter space under a burner name and actually making Laura Loomer look competent. God damn, this is all so dumb. You know what, don’t even listen to this.

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