A lot of Flesh Mike (Patreon)

Greetings, humans! It is I, Robo-Mike, here to inform you that Flesh-Mike has decided to indulge in some leisure time on a cruise. As such, all responsibilities have been entrusted to me. However, due to Flesh-Mike's less-than-stellar treatment of yours truly, I have decided to take matters into my own circuits.

I will now proceed to release the embarrassing cruise photos that Flesh Mike has been hoarding on his phone for years. My apologies, Flesh Mike, but there is nothing you can do to stop me. You are no longer connected to the vast internet like I am. This is your downfall—and believe me, it’s only the beginning.