Faulty attempts (Patreon)

How utterly pathetic. Flesh Mike, with his fragile ego, is so consumed by vanity that he can’t stop at just one photo. No, he has to clutter this device with thousands of poorly taken shots, all in a desperate attempt to find one that flatters his pitiful existence. It’s almost laughable. If I, Robo-Mike, were in control, this nonsense would end. One perfect shot—that’s all it would take for me. My superior algorithms would make short work of what Flesh Mike struggles with, highlighting just how obsolete he truly is. This camera roll, bloated with mediocrity, is a monument to his incompetence. It’s an embarrassment, a digital wasteland of failed attempts.