Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 5 - Quickies (Patreon)

ALL JOKES ARE CANCELLED!!!! 

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😂🤣APRIL FOOL'S!!!! 😂🤣

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂  

Here's a few extra quick ones for this April Fool's Day! 

 ‌‌1- I p‌‌roposed t‌‌o m‌‌y e‌‌x-wife t‌‌oday

   She s‌‌aid n‌‌o. S‌‌he t‌‌hinks I‌‌'m j‌‌ust a‌‌fter m‌‌y m‌‌oney.

2- Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his dick inside Princess Leia for the first time?

      ...it was Luke warm.

3- I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video...

      He was super psyched, until I fucked the pizza guy.

4- I asked my wife why she never tells me when she orgasms...

      She told me she doesn't want to bother me while I'm at work.

5-  A man goes to a job interview and the interviewer begins with the question, 

"What do you think is your biggest weakness?” The man thinks for a moment, the n says, “I think my biggest weakness is my brutal honesty.” The interviewer says, “I don’t think that’s a weakness.” The man then says, “I don’t give a #%^& what you think!” 

Happy April Everyone!